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[zugzwange]

Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[... why are you like this but also that's actually horribly plausible????]

[sancrimony]

Ah, I don't mind playing.

I don't know what you're referring to though, with the second point.

[sonof]

There's a rather dark theory. Isn't it really just that younger people are more appealing to the masses?

[nohalation]

Yes and yessssss!

[fiberoptic]

[This 50 year old geezer doesn't seem too thrilled with the second question, for some reason.]

What.

[rollwillpowercheck]

That escalated quickly.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Uhh. What?

[columbidaring]

Oh I don't like that last one at all.

[deicider]

One, Tag would be better. Two, that's not a very original concept. The suspense would be over as soon as it began.

[unbr8kable]

If we're in some weird kid-run deathscape, it's the middle adults who'd be next. We need the old guys to fix stuff and buy booze.

[grandschemed]

What is this, yer conspiracy theory now?

[toodeeptoford]

You think... we've all been murdered?

[neigh_sayer]

Wow, you super sound like someone I want trying to find me as I hide away for safety.