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[zugzwange]

Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[... why are you like this but also that's actually horribly plausible????]

[zugzwange]

Aren't you even more glad for your youthful nature now?

[criminaljustice]

Shouldn't you be more concerned considering you're older?

1/2

[zugzwange]

That's why I have to propose the theory first, so when I die someone will have the breadcrumbs to carry through my work.

[zugzwange]

I can't be the oldest person here, anyway.

[sancrimony]

Ah, I don't mind playing.

I don't know what you're referring to though, with the second point.

[zugzwange]

Aren't there too many children?

[sancrimony]

Certainly, there are quite a few . . .

[zugzwange]

Maybe it's a joke.

[criminaljustice]

... no, that's probably the guy on Heart Soldier Senshi.

[sonof]

There's a rather dark theory. Isn't it really just that younger people are more appealing to the masses?

[sancrimony]

Mm, a joke? Perhaps it's just a preference of the audience's?

[zugzwange]

Isn't that its own kind of dark theory?

[zugzwange]

Haven't met him.

[zugzwange]

I have to say, there's a lot about the situation that seems. . . well, can we really say that the taste of the audience can account for everyone here. Given the spread of ages there are, even if there are too many children, it certainly seems a little bit of a thin excuse. But! Who knows~. Perhaps this is their own nasty preference.

[sancrimony]

If it's a matter of people being executed, then there's little reason to spare the adults here currently.

Moreover . . . For what reason would they even do that? What is the intent there?

[zugzwange]

A joke, right~

[sancrimony]

It isn't a funny joke.

[zugzwange]

Nor is it a particularly good 'show'. Neither seems to have a real 'point' does it, not in that sense. The intent is entertainment either way, I suspect. Though, perhaps a more nefarious plan is out there~ there's so much to be done with a large group of amnesiacs.

— like, playing jokes on them.

[sancrimony]

It's a little early to say either way - . . . but I think there are definitely some jokes, here. . . .

[zugzwange]

I've definitely seen a few.

[sancrimony]

Are they funny to you, at least?

[zugzwange]

I seem to have a bad sense of humor.

[sancrimony]

. . . What would be a "bad" sense of humor?

[sonof]

But a better supported one, I should think.