zugzwange: (68)
"haruto" / Dazai Osamu ([personal profile] zugzwange) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2018-06-19 01:23 pm

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Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~
fiberoptic: (assess the situation)

[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[BECAUSE HIS INSTINCT IS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AT THE DROP OF A HAT]

As long as your highest priority is t'stay alive. That's all I want.
dragonheartedgirl: credit @dorkwithamask (can't be helped)

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-06-21 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said before, I have no intention of throwing my life away.

[ She feels fairly firm about that, in spite of her (evidently) poor sense of self-worth. ]

But you had also better make staying alive your highest priority as well.

[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll do my best.

[WHICH DISTINCTLY WAS NOT A 'YES' BUT AT LEAST IT MEANS HE WON'T BE BREAKING HIS WORD]

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-06-21 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that's not good enough, you have to PROMISE!!! ]

Everyone is going to look up to you as our only adult, so you have to set a good example.

[ Also please don't die, do you want your band of plucky children to become murderous, I'm not saying it WILL happen, but like, dead dads are very traumatic, we just don't know, ]