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[zugzwange]

Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[unbr8kable]

[shrugs]

We might already be dead and the real world's just got adults left, if that makes you feel better.

[zugzwange]

But then we'd be alive again after being dead which seems awfully inconvenient and twice as terrible.

[unbr8kable]

We could be souls caught in eternal torment or whatever. ...But yeah, that's not any less inconvenient or terrible.

[zugzwange]

You're even more of a downer than I am.

[unbr8kable]

Nah, I just know how to find joy in the suffering of others. It's a useful skill.

[zugzwange]

Maybe I should take up sadism?

[unbr8kable]

It's worth a shot. Maybe in your old life, you were a pro.

[zugzwange]

[ a aha ha ah ]

We'll find out if I have a knack for it!