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Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[grandschemed]

What is this, yer conspiracy theory now?

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Not particularly, but it's interesting to see the reactions to it.

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[ a roll of his eye ]

I figured yer that type of guy.

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[ holds his hand out ]

Pinch me.

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[ um

gives him a weird look but reaches out to pinch him ]

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. . . ow.

[grandschemed]

What did ya expect?

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Since I expected nothing then this too can be considered a learning experience.

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You prolly didn't need a teacher for that one.

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You don't think so?

[grandschemed]

Nah, ya just need two brain cells to rub together.

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I've only got one.

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Guess you're shit outta luck.

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Good thing I'm surrounded by so many other smart people.

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Right, or else you'd be up shit creek without a paddle.

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That's. . . a certain kind of saying.

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Pretty descriptive, ain't it?

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Let's try something else.

[grandschemed]

Nah, I like that one.