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[zugzwange]

Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[fiberoptic]

Just base fear and superstition. Seems like a stupid reason t'label a whole branch of animal 'evil'.

[unbr8kable]

I mean, technically bugs aren't animals.

[fiberoptic]

They sure as hell ain't plants.

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, most people want plants in their house.

[fiberoptic]

Well, wouldn't be very heroic to exclude spiders based on a bad rep.

[unbr8kable]

I didn't know social justice was another thing you fought for.

[fiberoptic]

Not what I was getting at, but... well, it's not like that sounds like a bad gig either.

[unbr8kable]

Is every adult here a grizzled old man with a heart of gold?

[fiberoptic]

Technically, I was a grizzled adult before any've them. So they better not make me look generic.

[unbr8kable]

You could sue for copyright infringement! Require shaving and perfect coifs for anyone else old enough to drive! Disapproving of anyone younger than you is your job, after all.