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[zugzwange]

Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[fiberoptic]

I'm fuckin' fifty, you smart aleck.

[zugzwange]

Wow! You've certainly aged well!

[fiberoptic]

Like fuck I have. You actually got anything to back your theory up, beyond there being too many of you kids?

1/2

[zugzwange]

Ah~ got me there.

[zugzwange]

It's not really a theory in the sense of thinking that it can be proven, but rather a statement to see what other suspicions are in play. Ah, you know, some people believe in this idea that we're to present to an audience and have been picked for that. Can you imagine that? You, Mr. Fifty-year-old and of course, myself. And an audience that cares for such things that we're to perform with, hm? Perhaps it's true and that audience's tastes skew a certain way, but really. . . the collective could use some better theories.

[fiberoptic]

In other words, you're shooting a wild guess into the blue to see what else it riles up. You don't sound like you actually care about finding out, you're just bored.

[zugzwange]

We're all finding out what kind of people we are, aren't we?

[fiberoptic]

Congratulations on discovering your inner shit disturber.

[zugzwange]

Thank you ☆!