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[zugzwange]

Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[fiberoptic]

[This 50 year old geezer doesn't seem too thrilled with the second question, for some reason.]

What.

[dragonheartedgirl]

Don't pay attention to him. You're obviously still alive.

[ throwing dagger glares at this HEARTLESS JERK ]

[fiberoptic]

I'd like to see them try picking me off...

[He's all agitated now though]

[dragonheartedgirl]

Over my dead body.

[fiberoptic]

[man she's suddenly intense for some reason]

I can handle myself, Princess.

...But thanks.

[crossmyheartandhope]

That's what I said. It doesn't even make sense.

[fiberoptic]

...Right.

[Except he looks pissed enough that he might be taking it seriously, despite how absurd the idea is.]

[crossmyheartandhope]

What, don't tell me you believe something like that.

[unbr8kable]

So is he accusing you of being a ghost or being a zombie? Since one is definitely more insulting than the other.

[fiberoptic]

Probably tryin' to say I'm next on the list.

[unbr8kable]

I kinda feel like one of your sneezes would be tough enough to knock him out so I'm not really seeing the threat...?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Hey - I've been looking for you!

[unbr8kable]

--If you don't have any proof, it wasn't me.

[zugzwange]

There's too many children.

[fiberoptic]

Oh, I'm more than aware.

But according to your dumbass theory, I'm getting picked off next.

[zugzwange]

You can't be a day over thirty.

[grandschemed]

He's full of it.

[fiberoptic]

Obviously. Doesn't make the shit any less stirred up.

[grandschemed]

Yeah, he ain't exactly bein' nice about it.

[deicider]

[Cardigan just seems amused.]

I wonder if that applies to me.

[fiberoptic]

No reason you'd get special treatment for your looks.

[deicider]

[Grins]

You don't understand entertainment at all if you think that.

[toodeeptoford]

[ OH THANK CHRIST ANOTHER ADULT one who looks to her like a Very Normal Human ]

A little grim, don't you think?

[fiberoptic]

[Yeah 100% normal, that's him.]

I've been sayin' from day one that people aren't taking this seriously enough - now two've my unit's got broken arms. So I'm not discounting something just because it's 'grim'.

[toodeeptoford]

Broken- their bones?