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[zugzwange]

Who: whoever wants to be here
Where: THE GARDEN
When: day 4, a more reasonable time

[ there's some asshole with his hands cupped around his mouth asking you, the general public, anyone in earshot, some very important questions ]

Hello~ excuse me~. I have two questions.

One, does anyone want to play hide and seek?

Two, can we do a poll by age and guess the likelihood that most adults have been murdered and the next ones to get picked off are probably the oldest? Thanks~

Comments

[nohalation]

I think the likelihood of adults being murdered is maybe not a lot!

[zugzwange]

That would make sense, that would be quite a number of graves to dig. Bad for business.

[nohalation]

Oh. I guess that would be a lot of graves, huh?

...would it be a lot?

[zugzwange]

[ spreads his hands ]

A lot.

[nohalation]

Wow, you know a lot!

Why are the oldest going to get picked? Are they getting picked for hide and seek?

[zugzwange]

. . . no, not at all!

[nohalation]

Oh . . . that's a little sad, isn't it?

[zugzwange]

Being an adult might be sad.

[nohalation]

But I don't want to be sad . . .

[zugzwange]

Then never grow up.

[nohalation]

[but she's already an adu-]

Oh okay, that's a good idea! So how do I do that?

[zugzwange]

Probably we should gather information on what being an adult means, then you just do the opposite.