non wholesome poll time

[send_noods]

Who: everyone
Where: hotel lobby
When: 322 noonish




[Gladio's ringing a handbell town crier style in the hotel lobby]

Come get your points! Sweet, easy poll points!

Poll #25163 bored

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 42

View Respondents

Are you a monsterfucker?

View Answers

yes
18 (42.9%)

no
6 (14.3%)

it's complicated
5 (11.9%)

POINTS
16 (38.1%)

Comments

[debatemebro]

Elaborate.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, has anyone actually said yes yet?

[586]

[ makes a face. ]

[ but also answers to get the points. ]

[widenessofthesea]

Why are you doing this.

[deicider]

[Answering 'yes' immediately and without hesitation.]

What brought this about? You know any monsters trying to fuck?

[constellationprize]

... What do you mean?

[bad_crowmance]

Well, I would but am not currently. Does that count?

[selfpreservationist]

Why would it be complicated?

[420blazeit]

I wonder how many people are going to lie about being monsterfuckers.

[rollplayinghouse]

[only a small flush to her cheeks as she submits her answer]

...Is there something in particular you're planning for the results of this?

[justfuckingtryit]

Wow.

[avestan]

You're gonna need to be more specific. Like, is the question about whether I would fuck a monster, or if I have previously? Also what is your definition of monster?

[temperedinpride]

Will you have a poll for those who are inhuman on whether they would have intercourse with a human, next?

[searingedgelord]

[Just kind of raising an eyebrow at him. Hello]

[auguryofinnocence]

[...sword friend why are you doing this?

He kind of wants to ask which option a monster should pick, but...no there's no way he's inviting that. Just. Gonna pick points. But Gladio's definitely getting a Look.]

[romanticlove]

[Wow this poll sure feels insulting.]

Give me one reason not to break your phone for making this poll.

[crimeson]

...Well.

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ hmmm ]

Sooooo, if you're a monster and you jack yourself off, does that make you a monster fucker?

[ this may not seem like a legitimate and just unnecessarily crude question

but it's gonna impact his answer. I'm so sorry, everyone. ]

[weenwoon]

[Gladio he has an important question.]

Could I call myself a monsterfucker if we've kissed but haven't had sex? I am not opposed to it in the slightest, but it does feel like it could be insincere to answer when intercourse hasn't yet taken place.

[liarliarliar]

Goodness....

[forgottenmercy]

What, ah, counts, if I may ask...?

[backstory]

[ !??? ]

Why would someone- Why would anyone do that with a monster!?

[failedsafe]

Variety is the spice of life.

[innerdaemons]

As in, would I have sex with a monster, or have I historically had sex with a monster?

[runawayprince]

Wait... monsters as in...? That's kind of a broad term, don't you think?

[Gladio, why? He will humor you because you're his friend.]

For the record, I haven't decided what option to pick on the poll.