non wholesome poll time

[send_noods]

Who: everyone
Where: hotel lobby
When: 322 noonish




[Gladio's ringing a handbell town crier style in the hotel lobby]

Come get your points! Sweet, easy poll points!

Poll #25163 bored

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 42

View Respondents

Are you a monsterfucker?

View Answers

yes
18 (42.9%)

no
6 (14.3%)

it's complicated
5 (11.9%)

POINTS
16 (38.1%)

Comments

[temperedinpride]

I answered yes. Though I suppose in my case it is debatable whether I would occasionally qualify as a monster to fuck.

[innerdaemons]

Well. I would not describe your form as monstrous, currently.

[temperedinpride]

Certainly not. In that sense I am as unmonstrous as any, wouldn't you say?

[innerdaemons]

I would say that! So I wouldn't qualify you as a monster per se.

[temperedinpride]

Now that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[innerdaemons]

I am nothing if not charming!

[temperedinpride]

Careful or you may make me swoon.

[innerdaemons]

I will be there to catch you if you do.

[temperedinpride]

I rather do believe you would, at that.

[innerdaemons]

Though it would be quite funny if I let you fall after saying as much.

[temperedinpride]

Only if you managed to record it for posterity.

[innerdaemons]

Mm! I imagine that would be difficult to multitask.

[temperedinpride]

A shame. It would make a good comedy routine.

[innerdaemons]

Would we broadcast it?

[temperedinpride]

I was thinking more of sending it to Paloma.

[innerdaemons]

-- Oh, she would enjoy that! I'm sure she could use some cheering up in her busy new role.

[temperedinpride]

I would take a fall for a noble cause like that of course. But I am sure she enjoys watching us when she can.

[innerdaemons]

I'm sure! I'm grateful for the chance to hear from her, the occasions we do.

[temperedinpride]

As am I. I am happy for her, but I do truly miss her energy. And Ruby's as well.

[He offers his arm.]

But aside from scheming comedy home videos, will you walk with me? I do not get enough of your company these days. My own fault entirely.

[innerdaemons]

[ he takes it! ]

Ah, but am I not in part to blame as well?

[temperedinpride]

Oh? Shall I demand you come pursue my company more often?

[innerdaemons]

It would be a nice change of pace, I think, to see you needy.

[temperedinpride]

I can be quite greedy. Will you indulge and pamper me then?

[innerdaemons]

But of course! You need only make the request.

[temperedinpride]

Well, in truth, I would enjoy just spending some time with you. Perhaps we can chat a bit over chess.