non wholesome poll time

[send_noods]

Who: everyone
Where: hotel lobby
When: 322 noonish




[Gladio's ringing a handbell town crier style in the hotel lobby]

Come get your points! Sweet, easy poll points!

Poll #25163 bored

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 42

View Respondents

Are you a monsterfucker?

View Answers

yes
18 (42.9%)

no
6 (14.3%)

it's complicated
5 (11.9%)

POINTS
16 (38.1%)

Comments

[debatemebro]

Elaborate.

[send_noods]

It's pretty straightforward?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, has anyone actually said yes yet?

[send_noods]

Two so far.

[586]

[ makes a face. ]

[ but also answers to get the points. ]

[send_noods]

[grins, also thumbs up]

[widenessofthesea]

Why are you doing this.

[send_noods]

Hi Hope. I like points.

[deicider]

[Answering 'yes' immediately and without hesitation.]

What brought this about? You know any monsters trying to fuck?

[send_noods]

Mostly boredom. And I figure people will either come out to answer or try to kick me.

Either way, boredom solved.

[constellationprize]

... What do you mean?

[send_noods]

It's pretty straightforward?

[bad_crowmance]

Well, I would but am not currently. Does that count?

[send_noods]

But you want to? Sounds like a yes to me!

I'll enable it.

[selfpreservationist]

Why would it be complicated?

[send_noods]

Sounded like a more fun and mysterious option than "Maybe".

[420blazeit]

I wonder how many people are going to lie about being monsterfuckers.

[send_noods]

Really? It's anonymous n' everything.

[rollplayinghouse]

[only a small flush to her cheeks as she submits her answer]

...Is there something in particular you're planning for the results of this?

[send_noods]

Not really? I figure it'd get people out to chat, even if they're just here to go "wtf" at me.

... also I like points.

[justfuckingtryit]

Wow.

[send_noods]

Yes.

[avestan]

You're gonna need to be more specific. Like, is the question about whether I would fuck a monster, or if I have previously? Also what is your definition of monster?

[send_noods]

... sounds like a yes to me.

And the definition's up to you, it's that kinda poll.

[see: he didn't give the poll that much thought]

[temperedinpride]

Will you have a poll for those who are inhuman on whether they would have intercourse with a human, next?

[send_noods]

...

[gets his phone out and taps something on it]

Well that goes on the list of Live ideas. Thanks!

[searingedgelord]

[Just kind of raising an eyebrow at him. Hello]

[send_noods]

Hi.


[this is the man you've chosen to lay your affections on. Congrats]

[auguryofinnocence]

[...sword friend why are you doing this?

He kind of wants to ask which option a monster should pick, but...no there's no way he's inviting that. Just. Gonna pick points. But Gladio's definitely getting a Look.]

[send_noods]

[Look sword friend... sometimes himbos gotta himbo.

He just grins and gives Vergil a thumbs up, because points sure buy a lot of swords]

[romanticlove]

[Wow this poll sure feels insulting.]

Give me one reason not to break your phone for making this poll.

[send_noods]

[says solemnly]

I'll just get another one and I won't learn anything from the experience.

[grins]

But really.

Click for points.

[crimeson]

...Well.

[avestan]

[l-laughs]

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ hmmm ]

Sooooo, if you're a monster and you jack yourself off, does that make you a monster fucker?

[ this may not seem like a legitimate and just unnecessarily crude question

but it's gonna impact his answer. I'm so sorry, everyone. ]

[weenwoon]

[Hi did he hear an opportunity to debate random bullshit]

I would say it depends on whether or not you would have intercourse with another monster. After all, pleasuring oneself is not necessarily grounded in attraction to oneself or similar beings.

[weenwoon]

[Gladio he has an important question.]

Could I call myself a monsterfucker if we've kissed but haven't had sex? I am not opposed to it in the slightest, but it does feel like it could be insincere to answer when intercourse hasn't yet taken place.

[send_noods]

But you want to, right? It can still be "yes" for future monsterfucking.

[liarliarliar]

Goodness....

[send_noods]

Hey.

[wave wave]

[forgottenmercy]

What, ah, counts, if I may ask...?

[send_noods]

I'm kinda leavin' it to everyone's own definition of monster.

Or you know. You can always click points.

[backstory]

[ !??? ]

Why would someone- Why would anyone do that with a monster!?

[send_noods]

They're... horny?

[failedsafe]

Variety is the spice of life.

[send_noods]

So that's a "yes"?

[innerdaemons]

As in, would I have sex with a monster, or have I historically had sex with a monster?

[send_noods]

Both.

[runawayprince]

Wait... monsters as in...? That's kind of a broad term, don't you think?

[Gladio, why? He will humor you because you're his friend.]

For the record, I haven't decided what option to pick on the poll.

[send_noods]

[stage whispers]

Spoilers! I just needed an attention grabbing poll question!

You can click "points!"