non wholesome poll time

[send_noods]

Who: everyone
Where: hotel lobby
When: 322 noonish




[Gladio's ringing a handbell town crier style in the hotel lobby]

Come get your points! Sweet, easy poll points!

Poll #25163 bored

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 42

View Respondents

Are you a monsterfucker?

View Answers

yes
18 (42.9%)

no
6 (14.3%)

it's complicated
5 (11.9%)

POINTS
16 (38.1%)

Comments

[avestan]

Don't worry, yours are fine. And in other aspects too, you're plenty attractive the way you are.

[constellationprize]

Well, of course I'm cute, and my breasts are cute too, so I don't think there's anything for me to worry about, but if there are parts you think are cute too, then it's fine to want to hear about them, isn't it?

[avestan]

Ohh, I see.

Your eyes are probably the cutest.

[constellationprize]

... My eyes?

[avestan]

Mm. Y'know, in my world red eyes usually are a sign of divine blood, so it gives you a very elegant kind of look. Though they'd be really beautiful even without that context, and most importantly there'd still be that way they light up when you get excited.

[constellationprize]

[ pauses.

she doesn't seem flustered, exactly, but that's a lot of praise she suddenly has to take a moment to process when she was expecting a way simpler explanation ]

[avestan]

[constellationprize]

Well - it's true that my lineage is like that, isn't it - ... Red's are even cuter than this, but I like them a lot too!

[ if he looks close enough he can see a little bit of color on her cheeks, faint enough that it could just be the weather ]

And yours, too - aren't your eyes just as nice?

[avestan]

Well, we're talking about what I like about you right now, aren't we?

[constellationprize]

That's true...

[avestan]

So you're not allowed to mention anything about my looks.

[constellationprize]

- Eh?!

[avestan]

But I could go on about my preferences, if you'd like.

[constellationprize]

[ oh yeah ]

- That's right ... we were talking about those before, weren't we? What else do you like?

[avestan]

Your hair's nice as well. Even if it sometimes gets a bit overwhelming.

[constellationprize]

... Is that a preference?

[ wait. more importantly, ]

- Is it overwhelming?

[avestan]

There's a lot of it.

[constellationprize]

... Well, it's true that it's long, too...

Is that the preference? Do you like long hair?

[avestan]

I'd say so, yeah.

[constellationprize]

... Luci's is probably - mm, no, if it had a different texture than this, then it would probably be mine instead of his, but with the way that they look now, his hair is just as long as mine, isn't it?

And Sunrise's is shorter, but it isn't really short ...

[avestan]

[nodnod, animal crossing agreement emote]

[constellationprize]

- Oh, actually, Doodle ...

There was something that I was wondering about - I just remembered . . .

Did you two know each other, before?

[avestan]

Eh? What do you mean?

[constellationprize]

You, and Luci ...

. . . Well, it still isn't anything that's very important, so it's okay if you don't remember yet, or if the answer is no - ... since it was something that happened in a dream, too, it could have just been something like that, couldn't it...?

[avestan]

-Wait, you didn't know that we knew each other before?