non wholesome poll time

[send_noods]

Who: everyone
Where: hotel lobby
When: 322 noonish




[Gladio's ringing a handbell town crier style in the hotel lobby]

Come get your points! Sweet, easy poll points!

Poll #25163 bored

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 42

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Are you a monsterfucker?

View Answers

yes
18 (42.9%)

no
6 (14.3%)

it's complicated
5 (11.9%)

POINTS
16 (38.1%)

Comments

[constellationprize]

Oh, okay.

[ voting yes. ]

Do you know what it means in this context...?

[avestan]

He's leaving it vague on purpose, so it means whatever people want it to mean.

[constellationprize]

Mm. Well -

For you, what do you think?

[avestan]

I think it means someone who's into fucking monsters.

[constellationprize]

Well, I think that part makes sense - um, because that's what "fucking" means, but there's the other part too -

When it's like this, what do you think "monster" means?

[avestan]

In this context, I think people mean blatantly nonhuman creatures, or maybe even humans with nonhuman features.

[constellationprize]

Then, it's something like - "wanting to have sex with things that don't look like humans" ...

What did you answer?

[avestan]

Yes.

[constellationprize]

But is that "someone with no resemblance to a human at all," or "someone that mostly looks like a human?"

[avestan]

I don't really care. If it's someone I wanna fuck and who wants to fuck me, it doesn't matter what they look like.

So for me the answer is not so much that I'm attracted to "monsters" in particular as it is that someone being a "monster" doesn't prevent me from being attracted.

[constellationprize]

... Then, you don't have a preference at all?

[avestan]

I've got preferences, but not in that area.

[constellationprize]

Really? Well, what are they...?

[avestan]

Well, I like big breasts, for one.

[constellationprize]

Oh.

Is there anything else? I don't have those.

[ said like "sorry we're out of lettuce do you want a bacon tomato sandwich" ]

[avestan]

Don't worry, yours are fine. And in other aspects too, you're plenty attractive the way you are.

[constellationprize]

Well, of course I'm cute, and my breasts are cute too, so I don't think there's anything for me to worry about, but if there are parts you think are cute too, then it's fine to want to hear about them, isn't it?

[avestan]

Ohh, I see.

Your eyes are probably the cutest.

[constellationprize]

... My eyes?

[avestan]

Mm. Y'know, in my world red eyes usually are a sign of divine blood, so it gives you a very elegant kind of look. Though they'd be really beautiful even without that context, and most importantly there'd still be that way they light up when you get excited.

[constellationprize]

[ pauses.

she doesn't seem flustered, exactly, but that's a lot of praise she suddenly has to take a moment to process when she was expecting a way simpler explanation ]

[avestan]

[constellationprize]

Well - it's true that my lineage is like that, isn't it - ... Red's are even cuter than this, but I like them a lot too!

[ if he looks close enough he can see a little bit of color on her cheeks, faint enough that it could just be the weather ]

And yours, too - aren't your eyes just as nice?

[avestan]

Well, we're talking about what I like about you right now, aren't we?

[constellationprize]

That's true...