Who: Y'all
Where: Lobby
When: 336
[HELLO EVERYBUBBY AND WELCOME TO MY PARENT MY PARENT AND ME, a joint triple Live for the modren idol! By which I mean that today the lobby is occupied with a GIANT SCREEN with the... beginnings of a graph on it?
Here's your tallest host, Levity futureisnow.]
Hello, all! I have gathered you all here today to solve the ancient mystery of heredity - through
science! It has come to my attention that not all of us know who is parent to whom in what way, which can be cause for surprise or at times even embarrassment. Thus I would posit that my study is
necessary, if only in interest of avoiding those, and I intend to collect the data with
your help! If you have a parent-child relationship with someone in this production, or perhaps even back in your own world, please mark it on the graph appropriately.
[The mic is then handed over to your sexiest host, Sativa Klaushargreeves(AU).]
Yeah, I'm definitely not dad material, unless there's little mes running around somewhere I don't know about. [WINKS] But also, we all like to document things, right? So come take pics with your kids! Or kid-figures, if you know what I mean!
[And last but definitely not least, here's your sweet baby host,
Griffin Nero avanteengarde.]
Obviously, adopted children are real children too. Parenthood isn't always about blood - it's an oath you make between you and the person you're nurturing. Someone you'll devote yourself to cherish and protect, so they can grow up strong. Your pride and joy... I mean, I've got three kids myself, and... maybe three dads?
Does Urizen count? So, for the dads out there, we've got idol brand merch wallets for you to put photos of your kids into, so you can show them off t'anyone - provided you don't have one already.
[So there you have it! For your enjoyment there is a
graph to fill out, a
photobooth to take pictures with your kids/parents/kid-figures/parent-figures, and a
stall with Imeeji Brand Dad/Mom/Parent Wallets™ (free) to put those pictures in.]