LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: C AND YOU
Where: Lobby
When: 336 afternoon

[sometimes, your unitmate pulls a prank on you and steals all your clothes except for oversized sweaters and you think, fuck it, time to make a profit on it

SO HERE'S C, DRAPED OVER HIS THRONE IN THE LOBBY TODAY, except all he's wearing is a comically oversized white sweater for him, with some others thrown across chairs and tables for other people.]

Helloooo, humble little to-be followers! Today's a special day! Iiiiit's Audience Request Day!

So I got asked, gosh C, you're so cute and definitely gonna be a god, how come you don't have a harem?

And to that I say. . .why DON'T I have a harem??

So for today only, instead of joining my cult slash organization, everyone is now eligible to join my brand new harem!

Come see what he future holds for you today! Or like, form your own rival harems. Actually yes, I encourage that. HAREM TURF WAR. Let's go!

Comments

[liarliarliar]

...wait why are you throwing a live this isn't how this was suppose to go.

[neigh_sayer]

[STICKS LEGGY IN AIR]

Oh my, is that an admission of guilt?

[ruinousempathy]

Harem turf war...

[neigh_sayer]

Mm hm, that's how we battle here! Cute and dirty!

[doublefried]

[ CHECKING THE LIVE LIST ]

Is this... a prank...?

[liarliarliar]

I did take like all his pants to an undisclosed location.

[neigh_sayer]

Part prank part roleplay part fortune telling! I'm a triple threat.

[rollplayinghouse]

[why]

...How does a harem turf war work? Is it that the harems fight each other over turf, or are you fighting over... harem turf? Like particular people or types or whatever?

[neigh_sayer]

[sticks leggies out]

Exactly! Who can cover the most turf with their extra adorable concubines! Stuff like that.

[crimeson]

...I feel like my harem will bully me if I try to participate.

[neigh_sayer]

Only if they're jealous!

[avestan]

Who's in your harem?

[constellationprize]

That's fine, but there isn't any need for us to fight, is there...?

[neigh_sayer]

It's a matter of asserting dominance! But I use fight loosely here. Install a couple of polls and we can have a dance battle.

[shutthefoxup]

[On one hand......oversized sweater]

[On the other hand......sharing is bad]

[Well...if you can't beat them]

[Starts taking off his pants]

[liarliarliar]

It didn't go as I planned.

[avestan]

Pass.

[neigh_sayer]

But Dia is joiniiiiiing.

[featherbeaned]

Can I have a sweater if I don't join the harem?

[neigh_sayer]

But of course! Also you're automatically in the harem, I don't make the rules.

[unbr8kable]

How many people gotta join for you to put your pants back on?

[neigh_sayer]

How about you join and find out?

[calmthefoxdown]

I see you have chosen death.

[shutthefoxup]

[How is this both the best and worst day of his life]

[quickpersuader]

[...PUTTING THE REST ASIDE FOR A MOMENT:]

You aren't cold like that?

[neigh_sayer]

I'd be warmer if you were sitting next to me.

Counter-live: Serious Poll

[worldlyafflictions]

By very special request, Pink-san is here ta settle a hot debate! C-kun and Glory-san both have their unique charms, but ta answer this question all ya need is your tapping fingers and the eyes in your face! Pull out your phones folks, and direct your attention ta this very serious poll.

[The poll includes cellphone caps of C and Glory from the live, both original and sexswapped, with their respective leggie high-lighting outfits (C in the big sweater per the post and Glory sporting absolute territory.]

Re: Counter-live: Serious Poll

[liarliarliar]

Easy.

[votes]

[inspiteful]

I'm exempt by virtue of being your younger brother and also already accounted for.

[neigh_sayer]

It's true, you're already part of the friendly family harem! Quick, wave this banana leaf over my head.

[overworker]

[what]

...ahaha...

Sorry, I think I'm teeeechnically part of Lily's harem already.

[neigh_sayer]

Is there a rule saying you can't be in more than one harem at once?

[asonoficeandfire]

Rival harems...?

[neigh_sayer]

It's more likely than you think!