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[featherbeaned]

Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

Comments

[goodtoolboy]

--I'm not testing that.

[neigh_sayer]

Nee-heehee! Oh well, pick me up, I gotta find my body.

[goodtoolboy]

.......

[ok fine, pickings him up, grabbing either side of the head. this isn't that weird]

How the hell did you lose it?

[neigh_sayer]

Eeeew, you're all goopy--!

I sent it off to scare other people, but then realized, duh, I can't see it scare them, so what's the point!

[goodtoolboy]

Don't complain when you're asking for help.

[time to fly up and loop for a zombie body wandering around i guess]

[neigh_sayer]

You're like a jelly bird! Nee-heehee!

[his body is in fact just wandering around taking bad selfies of itself that it can't see but what else is it going to do??]

[goodtoolboy]

[pauses when he spots the body and points C's head toward it]

Are you like... doing that on purpose...?

[neigh_sayer]

Yes and no? Apparently all my body can act independently like this. Watch this!

[one of his eyes just

pops out

winks at him as it falls to the ground]

[goodtoolboy]

[oh my god!]

Wh... what're you doing! What if someone steps on it??

[flying down to get his eye CHRIST]

[neigh_sayer]

I have back up eyes.


[yaaaaay scythe so nice]

[goodtoolboy]

--How many eyes've you gone through?

[grabbing the eye and... looking at it and






ok you know what gonna pop it back in]

[neigh_sayer]

[bats eyes at him!!]

I just keep extras. Just cuz.

Thanks! Once my head's back on, it'll stick together, just like that.

[goodtoolboy]

Cuz you're paranoid?

[but ok yeah he gets the hint, flying over the body and seeing if he can just. pop that sucker back on for real]

[neigh_sayer]

Whatever gave you that idea!

[enjoy watching the stitching around his neck sew itself back in magically]

[goodtoolboy]

[no lie that is kind of cool, watches that...

then just flicks his forehead]

You owe me at least two squares.

[neigh_sayer]

[Wipes goop off his cheeks!!]

For reuniting me with my body, I will grant you two wishes! So whaddya need?

[goodtoolboy]

[hmmm pulls up his list to check it again]

....you got a gun?

[neigh_sayer]

Why would I have a gun?? Do you wanna shoot me?

[goodtoolboy]

[??]

No, I got a square for getting shot.

[neigh_sayer]

[listen he is just used to PEOPLE WANTING TO MURDER HIM]

Oh!

Well, still no. Iiii could find something to shoot you with, like a dart?

[goodtoolboy]

Can you shoot darts?

[neigh_sayer]

With some creativity.

I also have a party cannon.

[goodtoolboy]

....so you wanna... put darts inside a cannon...?

[honestly that sounds more painful than a regular gun]

[neigh_sayer]

Oh no, I just meant my normal cannon fodder, but I can put darts in there if you're into that.

[goodtoolboy]

[scratches cheek]

.........I guess you can get shot with things other'n bullets.

[he's a genius]