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[featherbeaned]

Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

[COCKS CANNON

FIRES


.......a glitter bomb. So now he can be sparkly gak]

1/2

[goodtoolboy]

[what the fuck just happen

he was expecting something nonleathal but THERE SEEMS TO BE GLITTER STUCK ALL ACROSS HIS TORSO, quickly absorbing into his slime body]

--what the---

[goodtoolboy]

--why DO YOU EVEN HAVE THINGS LIKE THAT?

[neigh_sayer]

Why wouldn't I have something like this??

[goodtoolboy]

[oh my goood trying to wipe it off but that just means now it's going into his hands too]

Why is it going inside?!

[neigh_sayer]

Oh wow. You're super absorbent!

[goodtoolboy]

That sounds weird!

[neigh_sayer]

It's super weird!

Lemme taste you!

[goodtoolboy]

---h-haah??

[neigh_sayer]

Give me some of your goo! Do you taste like jello? I'm gonna lick you!

[goodtoolboy]

[oh my god]

Who asks things like that!

[neigh_sayer]

Obviously I do. C'mooon, lemme squish your body. The glitter is totally edible too. I made sure cuz sometimes it gets in my mouth.

[goodtoolboy]

...you're so fuckin weird, you're lucky I have a square for feeding someone my flesh or something.

[thinks about it, ten reaches up to pull a piece of goo off his hair]

[neigh_sayer]

[CHOMP-NOMS]

Wow you taste like one of those cinnamon candies!! Weeeeird!

[goodtoolboy]

Seriously...?

[licks his own finger but. he can't. taste himself]


[(this is a lie he actually tastes quite tangy)]