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[featherbeaned]

Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

Comments

[goodtoolboy]

[no lie that is kind of cool, watches that...

then just flicks his forehead]

You owe me at least two squares.

[neigh_sayer]

[Wipes goop off his cheeks!!]

For reuniting me with my body, I will grant you two wishes! So whaddya need?

[goodtoolboy]

[hmmm pulls up his list to check it again]

....you got a gun?

[neigh_sayer]

Why would I have a gun?? Do you wanna shoot me?

[goodtoolboy]

[??]

No, I got a square for getting shot.

[neigh_sayer]

[listen he is just used to PEOPLE WANTING TO MURDER HIM]

Oh!

Well, still no. Iiii could find something to shoot you with, like a dart?

[goodtoolboy]

Can you shoot darts?

[neigh_sayer]

With some creativity.

I also have a party cannon.

[goodtoolboy]

....so you wanna... put darts inside a cannon...?

[honestly that sounds more painful than a regular gun]

[neigh_sayer]

Oh no, I just meant my normal cannon fodder, but I can put darts in there if you're into that.

[goodtoolboy]

[scratches cheek]

.........I guess you can get shot with things other'n bullets.

[he's a genius]

[neigh_sayer]

Sure can! Oooone second.

[unclips his cape and reaches thru with alcheme bullshit powers--pulls out one of those t-shirt cannon things]

Brace yourself!

[goodtoolboy]

[what the fuck is that, looks a little wary but

i mean he's pretty sure he can't be hurt rn so]

...go for it.

[neigh_sayer]

[COCKS CANNON

FIRES


.......a glitter bomb. So now he can be sparkly gak]

1/2

[goodtoolboy]

[what the fuck just happen

he was expecting something nonleathal but THERE SEEMS TO BE GLITTER STUCK ALL ACROSS HIS TORSO, quickly absorbing into his slime body]

--what the---

[goodtoolboy]

--why DO YOU EVEN HAVE THINGS LIKE THAT?

[neigh_sayer]

Why wouldn't I have something like this??

[goodtoolboy]

[oh my goood trying to wipe it off but that just means now it's going into his hands too]

Why is it going inside?!

[neigh_sayer]

Oh wow. You're super absorbent!

[goodtoolboy]

That sounds weird!

[neigh_sayer]

It's super weird!

Lemme taste you!

[goodtoolboy]

---h-haah??

[neigh_sayer]

Give me some of your goo! Do you taste like jello? I'm gonna lick you!

[goodtoolboy]

[oh my god]

Who asks things like that!

[neigh_sayer]

Obviously I do. C'mooon, lemme squish your body. The glitter is totally edible too. I made sure cuz sometimes it gets in my mouth.