The Greater Good

[spiteforthecamera]

Who: Idols ♥
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 227, morning

[ On your way up to the floor, some sort of horrible medicine-scented something sprays into the air, maybe right on your face. No matter how quick your reflexes are, you'll end up breathing in at least some of it - and immediately, you'll find yourself feeling warmer, heavier, dizzy.

That can't be good.

When you exit the Game Tower's elevator, you'll find yourself in what looks like the inside of the Japanese Diet building, divided into two. There are also twelve sections in the back on the elevated part of the floor, divided by unit colored curtains; they're too small for more than one person to go in.

On a projection screen, a ♥cute♥ girl stands at a podium. ]

Heeeelloooooo, idols! ♥

It's time for some ♥ serious ♥ fucking ♥ business ♥

Here's the million dollar question: did you file your taxes yet?

[ with a tilt of her head, offering her ear out to everyone as though to hear the answer ]

What's that? You didn't? Well, that's not very responsible of you~ You're grown-ass fucking adults by this point, you know? You should really get your shit act together!

Tut-tut. That's okay, we can just do them now ♪

Yes, it's soooo boring, I knoooow, but look! You'll get points in the end!

. . . That's not a lot of incentive, huh? Well fine, if you aren't satisfied with the carrot, I'll give you the stick ♥ If you don't properly reach your accounting goal, or it turns out you're a disgusting parasite of society, you'll get pu♥nished♥ !

[ claps her hands together! ]

Alright, do your fucking best! ♪ Remember, it's for ~The Greater Good~!

RULES&OOC CHEAT SHEET | OOC QUESTIONS | PUNISHMENTS LIST | ENDGAME
GROUP 1: LiliS, Taisho Roman Revolution, future is now, Heart Soldier Senshi, avante en garde, BARiTONES | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4
GROUP 2: sensitIV, pep!pep!, BAD END=DEAD END, WILD CITY, ☆ZRAEL, AlcheME! | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4

Comments

[420blazeit]

More like fuck this game.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Seems like someone upstairs is mad about that game where we all trashed the tax guy.

[420blazeit]

I should just bend over now then, huh, because I got fucked six ways from Sunday last tax game alongside Hurricane, and it was probably one of the most un-fucken-pleasant experiences I've had here, and that's saying something.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Your unit have a plan?

[ private ]

[420blazeit]

I think King's trying to figure out the logistics of this bullshit.

Pretty sure nobody in this group is going to play nice, so I'm not going even to bother trying to figure out how to make this work.

It's been, what, twenty something minutes and it's already a shit show.

Re: [ private ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

At best, four units can be saved. And I doubt we'll have the coordination for that.

Re: [ private ]

[420blazeit]

I'm sure we'll get fucked, as is tradition.

Re: [ private ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Prioritize yourselves first.

Got it?

Re: [ private ]

[420blazeit]

That's not how this works.

Re: [ private ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's absolutely how this works.

Not all units can be saved. Even if there was a strategy, we'd never be able to execute it.

I've played the hurt the least amount of people in one of these games. It doesn't work!