The Greater Good

[spiteforthecamera]

Who: Idols ♥
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 227, morning

[ On your way up to the floor, some sort of horrible medicine-scented something sprays into the air, maybe right on your face. No matter how quick your reflexes are, you'll end up breathing in at least some of it - and immediately, you'll find yourself feeling warmer, heavier, dizzy.

That can't be good.

When you exit the Game Tower's elevator, you'll find yourself in what looks like the inside of the Japanese Diet building, divided into two. There are also twelve sections in the back on the elevated part of the floor, divided by unit colored curtains; they're too small for more than one person to go in.

On a projection screen, a ♥cute♥ girl stands at a podium. ]

Heeeelloooooo, idols! ♥

It's time for some ♥ serious ♥ fucking ♥ business ♥

Here's the million dollar question: did you file your taxes yet?

[ with a tilt of her head, offering her ear out to everyone as though to hear the answer ]

What's that? You didn't? Well, that's not very responsible of you~ You're grown-ass fucking adults by this point, you know? You should really get your shit act together!

Tut-tut. That's okay, we can just do them now ♪

Yes, it's soooo boring, I knoooow, but look! You'll get points in the end!

. . . That's not a lot of incentive, huh? Well fine, if you aren't satisfied with the carrot, I'll give you the stick ♥ If you don't properly reach your accounting goal, or it turns out you're a disgusting parasite of society, you'll get pu♥nished♥ !

[ claps her hands together! ]

Alright, do your fucking best! ♪ Remember, it's for ~The Greater Good~!

RULES&OOC CHEAT SHEET | OOC QUESTIONS | PUNISHMENTS LIST | ENDGAME
GROUP 1: LiliS, Taisho Roman Revolution, future is now, Heart Soldier Senshi, avante en garde, BARiTONES | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4
GROUP 2: sensitIV, pep!pep!, BAD END=DEAD END, WILD CITY, ☆ZRAEL, AlcheME! | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh shit, he's supposed to be good at math.

Let's see here.]




... Well fuck.

[purrrnicious]

[Crooks her finger at him :)]




Hey, nerdboy~

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wanders over]

Have any ideas?

[Private!]

[purrrnicious]

I want to team up with someone. It's a better shot at surviving, and maybe our only shot since these creeps will probably exile us.

Conveniently, the only two units I'd consider doing it with are here~

[Private!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So a replay of the murder mystery?

A sound strategy since that is the only way to guarantee the survival of two units.

How likely are the rest to exile BARiTONES? To determine who should be aiding whom.

I doubt Heart Soldier would bus FiN. But the other three units are fair game.

[screenedcomments]

That sums it up nicely.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The good news is we'd win most ties.

If you consider that good...

[screenedcomments]

It's not the worst, which we might have to settle for. So... how do we want to attack this? Do we seek an ally or...

[420blazeit]

More like fuck this game.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Seems like someone upstairs is mad about that game where we all trashed the tax guy.

[420blazeit]

I should just bend over now then, huh, because I got fucked six ways from Sunday last tax game alongside Hurricane, and it was probably one of the most un-fucken-pleasant experiences I've had here, and that's saying something.

[sunflowering]

Right...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The math on this one isn't adding up. Which is probably exactly what the producers want.

[sunflowering]

Are you good at math, Intensity-san, what are your thoughts on trying to get as many people out of this situation safely as possible?

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He's already doing math and it's Grim ]

It's a fun experiment in how much you should or shouldn't trust your peers.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What do you figure the minimal amount of damage is here? Even if we all play nice.

...Two unit minimum?

[puzzlekeeper]

One unit exiled with at least three or four coins would guarantee a win, if everyone else donates everything.

[justpure]

[ He just gives Intensity some kind of look. Hard to tell what kind of look because mask. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Now would be a great time to admit that you're actually the ultimate Mathematician.

[justpure]

That's... Far from the truth. Anthropology is an entirely different field from mathematics.

I will still try to help, but you seem like you'd know more about calculations than I.

[asonoficeandfire]

It doesn't look like it'll be simple.

[not unless everyone cooperates, which... fat chance]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The odds of everyone walking away are low, yes. So we look after our own first.

[asonoficeandfire]

As usual, then.

[learntofly]

Please tell me you understand how this works.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I understand why it all fell apart last time. Let's see if I learned from my mistakes.