The Greater Good

[spiteforthecamera]

Who: Idols ♥
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 227, morning

[ On your way up to the floor, some sort of horrible medicine-scented something sprays into the air, maybe right on your face. No matter how quick your reflexes are, you'll end up breathing in at least some of it - and immediately, you'll find yourself feeling warmer, heavier, dizzy.

That can't be good.

When you exit the Game Tower's elevator, you'll find yourself in what looks like the inside of the Japanese Diet building, divided into two. There are also twelve sections in the back on the elevated part of the floor, divided by unit colored curtains; they're too small for more than one person to go in.

On a projection screen, a ♥cute♥ girl stands at a podium. ]

Heeeelloooooo, idols! ♥

It's time for some ♥ serious ♥ fucking ♥ business ♥

Here's the million dollar question: did you file your taxes yet?

[ with a tilt of her head, offering her ear out to everyone as though to hear the answer ]

What's that? You didn't? Well, that's not very responsible of you~ You're grown-ass fucking adults by this point, you know? You should really get your shit act together!

Tut-tut. That's okay, we can just do them now ♪

Yes, it's soooo boring, I knoooow, but look! You'll get points in the end!

. . . That's not a lot of incentive, huh? Well fine, if you aren't satisfied with the carrot, I'll give you the stick ♥ If you don't properly reach your accounting goal, or it turns out you're a disgusting parasite of society, you'll get pu♥nished♥ !

[ claps her hands together! ]

Alright, do your fucking best! ♪ Remember, it's for ~The Greater Good~!

RULES&OOC CHEAT SHEET | OOC QUESTIONS | PUNISHMENTS LIST | ENDGAME
GROUP 1: LiliS, Taisho Roman Revolution, future is now, Heart Soldier Senshi, avante en garde, BARiTONES | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4
GROUP 2: sensitIV, pep!pep!, BAD END=DEAD END, WILD CITY, ☆ZRAEL, AlcheME! | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4

Comments

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

[ The timer starts: you have 45 minutes. ]

EXILE VOTES

[idolpro]

[ If applicable! ]

Re: ROUND 1

[fullbodied]

[my head hurts trying to understand these rules...]

So... we should just put all our coins in...?

Re: ROUND 1

[wonderlandgirl]

I'm... not sure...?

[why is this never about singing?]

I think maybe we're meant to...?

Re: ROUND 1

[puzzlers]

...huh, this is [ kind of confusing. ] one heck of a game premise.

Re: ROUND 1

[forgottenmercy]

[why this.]

...taxes and, ah, math...?

Re: ROUND 1

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ hey why math ]

. . .



Wow, I hate this!

Re: ROUND 1

[kingofexplodokills]

... sounds like a bunch of bullshit.

Re: ROUND 1

[nihilmancy]

...This is actually a fairer system then most real governments, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Aside from the part about witholding taxes and getting people punished. That's just like a regular government.

Re: ROUND 1

[tenebraecious]

[mumbling to herself, knuckle to her bottom lip]

Then, if all should . . . Hm . . .

Re: ROUND 1

[backstory]

[ . . . Did his village even pay taxes back home? Probably not... ]

Huh...

Re: ROUND 1

[regale]

[ He is sitting on the back of someone's chair. It might be your chair. ]

Ahahah! So this is why they would tell me to go to class so much!

[ ...he is only half joking. ]

Re: ROUND 1

[crystallinelore]

[time to regret playing a smart character oh fuck]

...This is already exhausting.

[dryly]

Re: ROUND 1

[mind_blown]

Punishment, huh.

What's it been since the last game, two and a half weeks?

[he considers]

Eh.

Re: ROUND 1

[selfpreservationist]

Just how many people here are old enough to pay taxes to begin with...?

Re: ROUND 1

[showmelove]

Waaah! What?! I don't even have a job? I can't pay taxes!!!

Re: ROUND 1

[nutsandrevolts]

I declare no income! The tax man ain't got nothin' on me!

Re: ROUND 1

[goodtoolboy]

[reading and reading and


reading and]

What the fuck.

Re: ROUND 1

[inspiteful]

[ Time to regret playing someone who has math as a skill, ]

Oh, so now they inflict taxes on us.

Re: ROUND 1

[hissterics]

. . . So if we don't donate, we're dead. And if we do donate, we still might be dead.

Great.

Re: ROUND 1

[iamverybadass]

[ COOL COOL COOL just gonna stand here breathing smoke and sparks like a little smokestack ]

How is everyone planning to play?

Re: ROUND 1

[presentational]

Can I ask whoever understands how to play to please raise their hands?

Re: ROUND 1

[sancrimony]

[ brain dizzy head empty hate thoughts ]

. . . Just what part of this is a fun game, I wonder.

Re: ROUND 1

[devilmightcare]

[ dante's face rn ]


Soo ... we just gotta put all our coins in?

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ ... he didnt file his own taxes at home, his manager did that ... ]

...What's stopping everyone from paying everything every round?