The Greater Good

[spiteforthecamera]

Who: Idols ♥
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 227, morning

[ On your way up to the floor, some sort of horrible medicine-scented something sprays into the air, maybe right on your face. No matter how quick your reflexes are, you'll end up breathing in at least some of it - and immediately, you'll find yourself feeling warmer, heavier, dizzy.

That can't be good.

When you exit the Game Tower's elevator, you'll find yourself in what looks like the inside of the Japanese Diet building, divided into two. There are also twelve sections in the back on the elevated part of the floor, divided by unit colored curtains; they're too small for more than one person to go in.

On a projection screen, a ♥cute♥ girl stands at a podium. ]

Heeeelloooooo, idols! ♥

It's time for some ♥ serious ♥ fucking ♥ business ♥

Here's the million dollar question: did you file your taxes yet?

[ with a tilt of her head, offering her ear out to everyone as though to hear the answer ]

What's that? You didn't? Well, that's not very responsible of you~ You're grown-ass fucking adults by this point, you know? You should really get your shit act together!

Tut-tut. That's okay, we can just do them now ♪

Yes, it's soooo boring, I knoooow, but look! You'll get points in the end!

. . . That's not a lot of incentive, huh? Well fine, if you aren't satisfied with the carrot, I'll give you the stick ♥ If you don't properly reach your accounting goal, or it turns out you're a disgusting parasite of society, you'll get pu♥nished♥ !

[ claps her hands together! ]

Alright, do your fucking best! ♪ Remember, it's for ~The Greater Good~!

RULES&OOC CHEAT SHEET | OOC QUESTIONS | PUNISHMENTS LIST | ENDGAME
GROUP 1: LiliS, Taisho Roman Revolution, future is now, Heart Soldier Senshi, avante en garde, BARiTONES | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4
GROUP 2: sensitIV, pep!pep!, BAD END=DEAD END, WILD CITY, ☆ZRAEL, AlcheME! | ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4

Comments

ROUND 2

[idolpro]

[ THE RESULTS ARE IN: ]

17 coins went into taxes!

Triple it, redistribute it, everyone gets 9 coins back!

EXILE VOTES

[idolpro]

Re: ROUND 2

[selfpreservationist]

... stingy, aren't we.

PRIVATE

[tenebraecious]

May I have your unit's confidence?

[heavenlyvisitor]

Isn't it the opposite? This means every unit but one put everything in. ...Unless, that was sarcasm, which might lead me to believe ☆ZRAEL is the unit who kept a coin to themselves - if I had any interest in pursuing you as an enemy.

Re: ROUND 2

[goodtoolboy]

[ma....th...]

Three coins 'n six units makes... 18...?

[he is literally trying to count on his fingers]

So one team held one...?

Re: ROUND 2

[mind_blown]

One team held one.

Re: ROUND 2

[irregular]

[cribbing over your shoulder]

How many should there be?

Re: ROUND 2

[kingofexplodokills]

... that's not too bad.

Re: ROUND 2

[showmelove]

Oh, hm.

I don't really get it, but we have 9 coins now?

Re: ROUND 2

[iamverybadass]

Plus the coins we received at the start of this round, yes.

Re: ROUND 2

[carnivorouscarnival]

Heyyyy! I need a ☆ZRAEL good at math to come explain shit to me!

Re: ROUND 2

[mind_blown]

Why just a ZRAEL?

PRIVATE

[tenebraecious]

I would be glad to?

Re: ROUND 2

[iamverybadass]

Only one hold out. Better than I expected.

Re: ROUND 2

[mind_blown]

Huh.

That went better than I thought.

[bondsofsuffering]

Seems like we're okay so far, at least.

Re: ROUND 2

[crystallinelore]

...Better than expected, worse than I had hoped.

Re: ROUND 2

[nutsandrevolts]

. . .



C'mon, out with it. Who's the stingy bastard?

Re: ROUND 2

[fullbodied]

Oh! That actually went really well!

Re: ROUND 2

[nihilmancy]

More than I expected... but I think that the sum will end up going down.

Re: ROUND 2

[devilmightcare]

Oh, huh! Not a bad start.

Re: ROUND 2

[sancrimony]

. . .

Excuse me.

If we continue this pattern, we may have units take turns to keep one coin and donate the rest. This would ensure at least four units survive.

Or, we could choose to exile one unit. By this point, everyone has at least nine coins - 9 coins would therefore go into our taxes this time around, with 18 more ideally, thereby multiplying to 81 coins. Dividing that up by five units, we'd have 16 more each, and that would more than account for the deficit.

Which would you all rather do?

Re: ROUND 2

[irregular]

Well, fuck. We're short.

Re: ROUND 2

[earthquaked]

Huh.

So are we winning or losing, I'm shit at math.