Fanmail the Fourth

[idolpro]

Who: you and your adoring fan(mail)s ♥
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 55, evening

[ It's been pretty quiet lately, huh? Well . . . no. Every day is busy in Imeeji! You just want to relax and go home, right? Especially after going for a fun swim!

Well . . . Going home might be difficult for you. Press open on the elevators and you'll find that they open up to actual mountains of fanmail, haphazardly shoved in like jenga - if you're unlucky, you might even be literally buried in it. You can't even press the button from upstairs to go down to the lobby because the elevators are filled at max capacity. Surely they couldn't be that heavy though, right!?

Is this . . . the weight of love. . . . ?

The staircases are blocked with a couple boxes too, but nothing so obstructive that you can't push them away with a little elbow grease.

There's just . . . so much . . . . ]

Comments

[justfuckingtryit]

I'm definitely not losing any sleep over it, that's for sure.

[we_meet_again]

Good. They don't deserve it.

[justfuckingtryit]

So what did you get that's got you so happy?

[we_meet_again]

Oh yeah!

Look at this sketch of me with a pastry!

[justfuckingtryit]

Look at that thing. It's as big as you.

[we_meet_again]

Right?! The dream!

[justfuckingtryit]

That's your next cooking how to live. Making giant pastries.

[we_meet_again]

Apparently it's only two steps? First you buy a pastry, then you ask alcheME to enbiggen it. Two people have suggested that to me so far, so it's probably true!

[justfuckingtryit]

They can grow things, too?

[we_meet_again]

Grow and shrink things, yeah! They can also make weird potions! I haven't tried any of them yet, though.

[justfuckingtryit]

I've seen some of the effects of those.

[we_meet_again]

Oh? Which ones?

[justfuckingtryit]

One of my unitmates was a woman.

[we_meet_again]

I'm guessing they did not start out as a woman?

[justfuckingtryit]

Nope.

[we_meet_again]

Wow. How'd that go?

[justfuckingtryit]

He seemed normal, aside from that. He wasn't bothered by it.

[we_meet_again]

Neat. I hadn't heard of that one, just the potions that give you animal ears or change your hair color or whatever. The ones at the picnic.

Neat. I wonder what other ones they have.

[justfuckingtryit]

A lot, it sounds like. Phoenix mentioned sparkling, too.

[we_meet_again]

Oh! I have seen people sparkling before, now that you mention it! I didn't know that was a potion. I thought it was just glitter.

[justfuckingtryit]

Maybe it was both.

[we_meet_again]

Maybe it was both! I got an envelope full of glitter in my fanmail, and, as you can see, I have spilled some of it on myself. So it looks like I'm getting sparkles the old-fashioned way.

WANT SOME!? [jokingly threatens Thorn with the glitter envelope]

[justfuckingtryit]

I'd hate to steal your glitter.

[we_meet_again]

It's not stealing if I'm actively pouring it on you.

[justfuckingtryit]

If you do, I'm spending 500 points on glitter and a bucket, and I'm meeting you outside the hotel lobby when you're not expecting it.