Fanmail the Fourth

[idolpro]

Who: you and your adoring fan(mail)s ♥
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 55, evening

[ It's been pretty quiet lately, huh? Well . . . no. Every day is busy in Imeeji! You just want to relax and go home, right? Especially after going for a fun swim!

Well . . . Going home might be difficult for you. Press open on the elevators and you'll find that they open up to actual mountains of fanmail, haphazardly shoved in like jenga - if you're unlucky, you might even be literally buried in it. You can't even press the button from upstairs to go down to the lobby because the elevators are filled at max capacity. Surely they couldn't be that heavy though, right!?

Is this . . . the weight of love. . . . ?

The staircases are blocked with a couple boxes too, but nothing so obstructive that you can't push them away with a little elbow grease.

There's just . . . so much . . . . ]

Comments

[perpetualmotionorphan]

[leans over his shoulder to look at The Treasure]

...someone made this...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Obviously. Also, what's with the tone, Eventuality. This is a work of art.

1/2

[perpetualmotionorphan]

They're pretty ta---

[perpetualmotionorphan]

[wait what]

--what was that?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Myself versus two of our friendly neighborhood assassins. And winning. As it should be.

[perpetualmotionorphan]

What did you call me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh that. Eventuality.

Have you named yourself yet?

[perpetualmotionorphan]

[i.... deserve that...]

...nothing's felt right...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What was your monster form? I obviously missed it.

[perpetualmotionorphan]

[uuuuh]

Some kind.. of animal... I think?

[he doesnt know a lot about animals]

I could make lightning bolts.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Did you enjoy it?

[perpetualmotionorphan]

Fighting to the death?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No! The lightning bolts. The. fucking. lightning. bolts.

[perpetualmotionorphan]

It was all mixed up with the hunger for human flesh and eventually being eaten.

Guess I would if I could have just that part.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That is not a resounding enthusiasm for it.

[So let's move on]

Surely you must like something. Even Duality understood he has a thing for cats.

[perpetualmotionorphan]

Ah, that's all you want to know?

I like future.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Look, I'm trying to find a fucking name that you'll like.

Even the newest new guy has already picked out a name for himself.

1/2

[perpetualmotionorphan]

[makes a face]

...sorry. I can't shake the feeling that names are important, but I feel like... there's something just outside my grasp. That if I give it a little more time or keep talking to people, I'll figure out who I'm supposed to be.

[perpetualmotionorphan]

[kind of rueful huff]

Maybe 'Eventuality' really is the most fitting.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course it is! I fucking picked it.

Don't take too long to figure out what you actually like, or it'll stick forever.

[perpetualmotionorphan]

It rolls off the tongue a little better than Inevitability...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fuck, if you're going to go with that go with Inevitable. At least that has some kick to it.

[perpetualmotionorphan]

Hmm... Inevitable, huh... That's not a bad point.