Fanmail the Fourth

[idolpro]

Who: you and your adoring fan(mail)s ♥
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 55, evening

[ It's been pretty quiet lately, huh? Well . . . no. Every day is busy in Imeeji! You just want to relax and go home, right? Especially after going for a fun swim!

Well . . . Going home might be difficult for you. Press open on the elevators and you'll find that they open up to actual mountains of fanmail, haphazardly shoved in like jenga - if you're unlucky, you might even be literally buried in it. You can't even press the button from upstairs to go down to the lobby because the elevators are filled at max capacity. Surely they couldn't be that heavy though, right!?

Is this . . . the weight of love. . . . ?

The staircases are blocked with a couple boxes too, but nothing so obstructive that you can't push them away with a little elbow grease.

There's just . . . so much . . . . ]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

[did intensity also get the porn doujin of us

it doesnt. look? like it??? whew]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wait WHAT wait is he missing out on?

Looks at B's face.

Suspiciously.]

B...

[liarliarliar]

[ok not smug/mad

i'm good]

No dolls of Intensity this time.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That was sooooo last fan mail.

I see the doujin market has increased though. Get anything good?

[liarliarliar]

No cute stuff this time. I miss my life as a damsel, geez.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That can be fixed at anytime you want, B.

I even promise to not dangle you from any obnoxiously high places.

[liarliarliar]

If you so wish it you may collab with C.

As long as no dangle.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that a strong requirement? Or am I allowed to try my hand at some freelance solo work?

[liarliarliar]

It's ah...

I suppose you could solo...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But at least C would show some restraint. As hilarious as that statement may fucking be.

[Are you carrying you haul with you, B]

[liarliarliar]

C is a good boy who loves me.

[in his bag, yeah]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wow. What is B going to do if Intensity reaches for his bag]

[liarliarliar]

[Intensity can probably get it away from him]

Hey....!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How much of a fuss are you going to put up if I look through your stuff this time?

[liarliarliar]

I warn you I took Sanguine's clown porn to throw into C's room to see how long it'd take for him to notice it.

Also I will of course fuss. There's something in there I have to dispose of.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So you won't fuss if I look at the stuff you want to keep, is that what I'm hearing?

[liarliarliar]

I'm not keeping it all. I'm just too embarrassed to throw it away in front of everyone.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Still not disagreeing with my original statement.

[liarliarliar]

Do you really want to see it this badly.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How bad can it be?

[Feeling a little less sure of himself with that face though.

Is this a bad idea?

Pro...ba...bly.

TOO LATE NOW]

[liarliarliar]

You say that as if you have never seen fanmail before. Like a sweet fanmail virgin.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then let me rephrase. How bad can your fan mail be?

[liarliarliar]

You think I'm too wholesome to get bad things?

I mean I probably didn't get near as bad as others, that's true.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think you're not wholesome enough to get rid of some of the "bad" things.

[liarliarliar]

...okay you got me.