Fanmail the Fourth

[idolpro]

Who: you and your adoring fan(mail)s ♥
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 55, evening

[ It's been pretty quiet lately, huh? Well . . . no. Every day is busy in Imeeji! You just want to relax and go home, right? Especially after going for a fun swim!

Well . . . Going home might be difficult for you. Press open on the elevators and you'll find that they open up to actual mountains of fanmail, haphazardly shoved in like jenga - if you're unlucky, you might even be literally buried in it. You can't even press the button from upstairs to go down to the lobby because the elevators are filled at max capacity. Surely they couldn't be that heavy though, right!?

Is this . . . the weight of love. . . . ?

The staircases are blocked with a couple boxes too, but nothing so obstructive that you can't push them away with a little elbow grease.

There's just . . . so much . . . . ]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think the phrasing you're looking for is: "What the hell is this?"

[asonoficeandfire]

That's also accurate.

...it's a lot more than last time.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

We had a game with multiple deaths between the last fan mail and now. I'm sure they have a lot to say.

[asonoficeandfire]

That makes a lot of sense, yes. But do they really have to block our ways around?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're asking if they wouldn't do something in the most annoying way possible?

[asonoficeandfire]

I take it back, of course they would.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then care to look at what your adoring fans have sent you?

1/2

[asonoficeandfire]

[well... he does find some things amidst what fell out of that box]

Ah... I did get things.

[he's actually a little surprised]

[asonoficeandfire]

[frowning at the letter poking fun at his scar]

I doubt they are very adoring. Is this supposed to be an insult?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not a very good one if you have to ask that question.

[asonoficeandfire]

[holding the letter out for him to read]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just starts laughing]

Oh Duality. Don't listen to this fucking garbage.

Scars are in. They're like a +1 to hotness.

[asonoficeandfire]

I'm not particularly bothered by it, I was just wondering if it was an insult or actual concern.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Neither. You should tell them to step up their fucking game.

[asonoficeandfire]

Do I really want to encourage them like that?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Being noticed by the audience is a part of playing the game. You shouldn't discount it at the very least.

[asonoficeandfire]

... ah, right. I'll do my best. It was rather tame.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good. Next time I expect to see something fucking torch-worthy in your fan mail.

[asonoficeandfire]

Well... I did help Mori burn his last time.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Mori's a paladin's paladin. Which means his fanmail is probably fucking awful.

Did you have to fucking burn all of it?

[asonoficeandfire]

I don't know how much of it he burned, I just provided the tool for it.

[aka he bought him a lighter]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What? Didn't stick around to at least get a fucking glimpse of it.

Duality, you are too pure.

[asonoficeandfire]

He clearly didn't want anyone to read it, I wouldn't do that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course you wouldn't.

Hence the pure comment.

[asonoficeandfire]

Would that be a part of my... ah, brand?