Fanmail the Fourth

[idolpro]

Who: you and your adoring fan(mail)s ♥
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 55, evening

[ It's been pretty quiet lately, huh? Well . . . no. Every day is busy in Imeeji! You just want to relax and go home, right? Especially after going for a fun swim!

Well . . . Going home might be difficult for you. Press open on the elevators and you'll find that they open up to actual mountains of fanmail, haphazardly shoved in like jenga - if you're unlucky, you might even be literally buried in it. You can't even press the button from upstairs to go down to the lobby because the elevators are filled at max capacity. Surely they couldn't be that heavy though, right!?

Is this . . . the weight of love. . . . ?

The staircases are blocked with a couple boxes too, but nothing so obstructive that you can't push them away with a little elbow grease.

There's just . . . so much . . . . ]

Comments

[boomgoesthebirdy]

[ He starts poking a box with his cane. ]

Hey, what's going on?

[ He actually has a few cute offerings, but..... ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's fan mail where our "adoring" fans bury us in their awful commentary.

Some of them can be entertaining. If you're a fan of dark humor.

[boomgoesthebirdy]

Depends on the dark humour! I'm guessing probably not in this case, though, all things considered.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You want me to read them to you, or do you want me to pretend that you didn't get any?

[boomgoesthebirdy]

I'm curious what my adoring fans have to say about me!

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

"Wow, you're . . . really cute?

Ugh, I'm so upset cuz I really like you, but whoever manages this fucking unit SUCKS. I swear if YOU leave, I'm just going to be so upset!! They keep cycling through members like why do they even bother keeping this unit around? Did the last guy even show? Like they might as well just purge this unit and make a new one since it doesn't seem to be that popular or something which doesn't make SENSE cuz their fandom is really passionate???

Like have you SEEN Angel's Choir? And Intensity's fandom is literally insane, but it's also very big lol. Sho's fanbase is also really growing and like even Infinity and Duality has gotten new fans thanks to that Last Supper game!

And don't worry, your fanbase is already pretty popular too! I dunno if you get to see it but your online presence is great lol. The E fans seem to like you a lot, but that's not a surprise since AlcheME fans and FiN fans tend to intermingle/stan both usually.

But these FUCKOS ARE JUST SQUANDERING YOUR POTENTIAL WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Stop sending the members to other shows?! Please?! Angel and Intensity are great but so are all of you other guys!! That's not your fault though, hun, you're literally doing great so far even though you're new. You're so funny! I love you a lot!

Pleaaaaase, I hope you stay longer than the others. I really like you. Good luck . . ."

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Well, they're not wrong about the turnover...

[boomgoesthebirdy]

Has it really been that bad?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Angel and I are the only ones left of the original five. And our first addition, Three, also has been transferred out.

[boomgoesthebirdy]

So it has been.

[ He lets out a huff. ]

Anyone know what makes people get transferred out?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You can blame it on poor performance for some. But for others...

[Shrugs]

It's best to just stay active to be on the safe side.

[boomgoesthebirdy]

Sounds like it. Sheesh. I'll be sure to make appearances every day.

1/3

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Looking over this one

AND NOPE.

Putting it in his own discard pile. Shh shh nothing to see here]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

"Dude what the fuck, you look just like one of my OCs. Now people are going to think I copied you when really YOU copied ME. I demand you change your look IMMEDIATELY because I have trademarked this appearance so you are ripping off my copyright!!!! You and my OC, Aerxes A'alona Haviland, look 99% percent the same, except that his wings are black, and one of them is a demon wing and the other is a dragon wing, and his hair is green, and shorter, and he has one cyborg eye, and a criss-crossed scar on his cheek, and he is a time mage. So you're gonna need to pretty much change your entire look, stEP OFF!!!!!!!!"

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So what do you think about the name Aerxes?

[boomgoesthebirdy]

[ What a good Intensity. He grins at that. ]

Now there's a good name!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Shall we go with Aerxes A'alona Haviland for maximum spite?

[boomgoesthebirdy]

I love spite. Let's do it, I finally have a name.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Aerxes A'alona Haviland, it is. And Aer for short.

[Picks up the last pit of fan mail]

The last one just says "haha! You can't read this." Which is also accurate.

[boomgoesthebirdy]

That one didn't even try, what a disappointment.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Maybe it was baby's first fan mail. They can't all be noteworthy.

[boomgoesthebirdy]

Still, gotta give them an F for effort.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You can tell them that right now if you want. No need to even face a camera - we don't know quite where they are either.

[scarvedforlife]

... Buddy we need to get you a text reader.

[nohalation]

Fanmail!!