Another Live Sho

[scarvedforlife]

Who: Sho and The Active Scientist In You!
Where: By the lake in the park
When: Day 44, Morning

[ Good morning Imeeji! I hope you're ready to start your morning with a Live, because if you're not, well, this is happening anyway. This one kicks off with Sho standing next to a human-sized hamster ball that has been scienced a little, letting it roll around a bit for dramatic effect before clearing his throat. ]

Welcome to the Helpful Science Show with your charmingly cheerful host, the Helpful Scientist Sho!

For today's episode, we're taking a fun approach to the healthy side of the idol lifestyle, namely, exercise! Certain forms of exercise are more effective than others, that's a given, but an interesting experiment would be using the same exercise device in different ways. Orrr in this case, on different surfaces!

Our experiment today! Using our GBM machine here, with a little repurposing, is this a more effective device on land or on sea? How many more different ways are there to use this on land versus sea? Do you exercise different parts of your body depending on the surface you're on?! Science demands an answer!!

I will of course need some volunteers to enter said device and take it for a whirl~!

ThehelpfulscienceShodoesnottakeanyresponsibilityforanyindivudalsharmedinthetestingofthisdevice.

Comments

[worldlyafflictions]

QUESTION can it handle super speed?!

[scarvedforlife]

No idea! I modded it for comfort, not durability, but hamsters are usually speedy little things, aren't they?

[nohalation]

[Sho!!!!]

An experiment can be this too . . .

[scarvedforlife]

[ Angel!! ]

Plenty of things can be turned into experiments. An experiment is doing something to either find out something new or prove something, right? Mine is to find out something new!

[asonoficeandfire]

[have I seen this thing before?]

[scarvedforlife]

[ Well it's too big to roll into the dorm so Sho's been storing it in a nearby building... so take that as you will. ]

Yo, Duality! Have you come to science?

[we_meet_again]

Wow, it looks like a giant beach ball!

[scarvedforlife]

A beach ball may or may not have been used in the creation of it!

[heroicsacrifeyes]

[Raises her hand]

I’m curious about the scientific application of super speed too!

[scarvedforlife]

If you guys make a lot of friction, I definitely need to reinforce the lining on both inside and outside.

COUNTER-LIVE

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

If it’s for science, I would be happy to volunteer to help any way I can.

Re: COUNTER-LIVE

[scarvedforlife]

[ Patting the ball. ]

Then, my happy helper, I ask that you step into the GBM as its first user and give it a try!

[dragonheartedgirl]

This is incredible. Have you tested to see if it can hold up to crashing into a building?

[scarvedforlife]

... No not at all why do I need to crash my precious hamster ball into a building?

[liarliarliar]

Ah! It's not just an exercise device though! This is the anti-hug technology that some people have been desperately searching for....!

[dragonheartedgirl]

This is for Intensity, isn't it.

[scarvedforlife]

Or to trap you in with someone with no escape from hugs.

[deicider]

'GBM'?

[scarvedforlife]

The scientific abbreviation, only those who try it out may know the full name.

[bluerosestyle]

[examining it closely]

It can't possibly be more dangerous than escorting you the other day... I'll do it.

[scarvedforlife]

Ah, the brave escort of heart, Sol!

COUNTER LIVE

[thanks_satan]

[ Vive from Bad End seems to be doing.... something? With a squirt bottle? She's on a bright green hillside, squirting some liquid on the ground. Just as the fumes begin to waft over, clearly identifying it as lighter fluid, she flicks the butt of her cigarette down into the puddle.

The outline of a skull begins burning in the grass. ]

Counter.

[scarvedforlife]

... I am not sure I have melded flame durability into my poor GBM.

[honoraria]

Hard working as ever, Helpful Scientist Sho. The inquiring minds of the world salute you.

[scarvedforlife]

Someone has to advance the scientific knowledge of the community or at least pretend to for the points!

[rollwithdisadvantage]

I see you need volunteers.

[scarvedforlife]

I am always in need of assistants willing to further science at the potential cost of their well-being for points!

[malignstar]

Me me choose me!

[scarvedforlife]

Step right up my dear volunteer!

[furrytailprince]

This looks questionable in every sense of the word.

[scarvedforlife]

Science is always questionable. It dares to challenge the borders as no other would.