Another Live Sho

[scarvedforlife]

Who: Sho and The Active Scientist In You!
Where: By the lake in the park
When: Day 44, Morning

[ Good morning Imeeji! I hope you're ready to start your morning with a Live, because if you're not, well, this is happening anyway. This one kicks off with Sho standing next to a human-sized hamster ball that has been scienced a little, letting it roll around a bit for dramatic effect before clearing his throat. ]

Welcome to the Helpful Science Show with your charmingly cheerful host, the Helpful Scientist Sho!

For today's episode, we're taking a fun approach to the healthy side of the idol lifestyle, namely, exercise! Certain forms of exercise are more effective than others, that's a given, but an interesting experiment would be using the same exercise device in different ways. Orrr in this case, on different surfaces!

Our experiment today! Using our GBM machine here, with a little repurposing, is this a more effective device on land or on sea? How many more different ways are there to use this on land versus sea? Do you exercise different parts of your body depending on the surface you're on?! Science demands an answer!!

I will of course need some volunteers to enter said device and take it for a whirl~!

ThehelpfulscienceShodoesnottakeanyresponsibilityforanyindivudalsharmedinthetestingofthisdevice.

Comments

[liarliarliar]

There are no date locations but there is dating. Hiryuu has some boyfriends. And three of my brothers have boyfriends too.

[scarvedforlife]

So where's B's boyfriend?

[liarliarliar]

I'd like to know that too.

[scarvedforlife]

Oops did I hit a sore point?

[liarliarliar]

No, it's FINE.

[scarvedforlife]

Does B need to be wooed? If B doesn't have a boyfriend there's definitely no hope for me.

[liarliarliar]

You're a catch, Sho, you'd be fine~~~

[scarvedforlife]

I'm also available for a celebrity romance if you ever find yourself needing one of those.

[liarliarliar]

[starts laughing]

Oh? That could be an exciting game.

[scarvedforlife]

Will our fandoms combine? Will we get new fans who believe in our untrue romance?

Will I be the romancer or the romancee in our future doujinshi??

[liarliarliar]

You're taller so you probably get to be the love hunter...

[scarvedforlife]

Thank you height rule!!

[liarliarliar]

I'm one of the only people you can win that way with.

[sulks]

[scarvedforlife]

Really? I thought the whole 'shorter, thinner guy has his way with the bigger, buffer guy through the use of cleverness and ropes' movement was growing.

[liarliarliar]

Yeah but you're not much bigger or buffer than me. So the trope is less effective.

[scarvedforlife]

True...

Clearly the answer is to doubleteam someone.

[liarliarliar]

...I know exactly who fandom would pick.

[scarvedforlife]

Eh? Who?

[liarliarliar]

Obviously they would have us seduce Intensity because you're his unitmate and I'm his employee.

[scarvedforlife]

... We need to find someone else to have as a connection because I refuse.

[liarliarliar]

Right. I guess there's Infinity too but.......

[But Infinity]

[scarvedforlife]

Thaaat's definitely like dating your cousin.

[liarliarliar]

Also we would become her love slaves.

[scarvedforlife]

She said she has fanmail of me groveling at her feet.

[liarliarliar]

...

I mean.

It IS on brand for HER.