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Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

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[ c seemed like the best candidate for a peck on the lips because king/husband/??? ]

I turned back briefly... but then the game started and I turned back into a human. [ makes a face at the head he's holding. ] Because apparently there's nothing more monstrous than my original form.

[MAKES SENSE]

It's true, you were setting the bar high. I guess that makes you a Were-Human.

[ that does make it sound cooler... ]

I'm hoping that a bingo will change me into something more interesting than a human variation. [ if he gets vampire next he might snap. ]

Where is the rest of you?

Y'know, a little here, a little there. . .apparently I can separate without issue!

But hey, hey, let me help you with your card!

I hope you don't end up losing pieces of yourself, ...

[ going to look around for the body while he pulls out his phone to show c his card. ]

[most of his body is just chilling on a bench somewhere, posing for like. no one]

Woah, this one is mean! Shoot a zombie?? I mean, I'm also a zombie so that works!

[ of course it is. he's going to walk over and take a seat beside it... though he's keeping the head in his lap. this is his emotional support husband head. ]

I did think that was a bit... much, and do you really think I'd want to shoot *you* out of everybody here?

[sometimes a soothing force can be therapy head. body sits up to shrug.]

I would hope not, but also, I can't die like this.

Wouldn't a headshot kill you?

[ makes a gun with his fingers and puts it to c's temple. ] Pew.

Isn't that how they do it in the movies?

That's too scary! But my head is off, and I'm still talking. . .maybe it's just magic bullshit.

...the fact that we all changed into monsters sort of tipped the scales in the magical bullshit direction from the start. Do you need help with your card?

[his body pulls his phone out and shows his card]

Yeah, though I don't think I'll get much done. But scaring people has been fun!

[ looks at the phone and then squints at c. are you looking at pictures of your other husband, c ♥ ]

[ snickers. ] I bet that's been your favorite part of the game. How many have you frightened so far?

[WRONG LINK BUT ALSO, NOT INACCURATE. swipes to actual card]

A good chunk! And technically it counts as using my head.

...I see you have get shot on your card. [ whyyyy. ]

We could probably play catch with your head, assuming your body is even halfway coordinated.

Excuse you I am totally coordinated! Right body?

[body puts hands on hips and nods, wow!!]

I guess we're about to find out if you're all talk.

[ gets up from the bench and starts walking a decent distance away. ]

You ready, body? Give me a thumbs up if you are! [ and then once it's ready he's going to hurl c's head in its direction. ]

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