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[featherbeaned]

Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

Comments

[586]

[ of course it is. he's going to walk over and take a seat beside it... though he's keeping the head in his lap. this is his emotional support husband head. ]

I did think that was a bit... much, and do you really think I'd want to shoot *you* out of everybody here?

[neigh_sayer]

[sometimes a soothing force can be therapy head. body sits up to shrug.]

I would hope not, but also, I can't die like this.

[586]

Wouldn't a headshot kill you?

[ makes a gun with his fingers and puts it to c's temple. ] Pew.

Isn't that how they do it in the movies?

[neigh_sayer]

That's too scary! But my head is off, and I'm still talking. . .maybe it's just magic bullshit.

[586]

...the fact that we all changed into monsters sort of tipped the scales in the magical bullshit direction from the start. Do you need help with your card?

[neigh_sayer]

[his body pulls his phone out and shows his card]

Yeah, though I don't think I'll get much done. But scaring people has been fun!

[586]

[ looks at the phone and then squints at c. are you looking at pictures of your other husband, c ♥ ]

[ snickers. ] I bet that's been your favorite part of the game. How many have you frightened so far?

[neigh_sayer]

[WRONG LINK BUT ALSO, NOT INACCURATE. swipes to actual card]

A good chunk! And technically it counts as using my head.

[586]

...I see you have get shot on your card. [ whyyyy. ]

We could probably play catch with your head, assuming your body is even halfway coordinated.

[neigh_sayer]

Excuse you I am totally coordinated! Right body?

[body puts hands on hips and nods, wow!!]

[586]

I guess we're about to find out if you're all talk.

[ gets up from the bench and starts walking a decent distance away. ]

You ready, body? Give me a thumbs up if you are! [ and then once it's ready he's going to hurl c's head in its direction. ]