future is lives

[hexsplosive]

Who: Infinity, Angel and OTHERS. IT'S A LIVE!!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 33, late morning

Distinguished idols! If I-- the fabulous, magamawistrious Infinity-- may direct your attention to a fabulous new product about to hit shelves everywhere!

[HELLO, there's a duo of bouncy future is nows?? chilling in the lobby??? totally trying to catch your attention. one of them-- Angel-- is holding a potion bottle!! Infinity is doing most of the talking, jazzhands-ing at Angel as she does so. OOOOOH AAAAAH]

[Angel is looking at the potion and then at Infinity, and you can tell 100% from her face that she doesn't understand what she's talking about. What is a magamawistrious? But she seems happy anyway cuz it sounds EXCITING.]

A new youth rejuvenating product, currently displayed by my lovely assistant, guaranteed to chase away those wrinkles and signs of old age! It'll make your skin shine and your face sparkle, so you'll absolutely dazzle that special someone you're trying to impress. ☆

We have but a few more rounds of testing to go before we can make this product public. But wait! That's where you come in! Would you care for a free sample? A sneak peek into the world of eternal youth?? For assisting us in perfecting our product, all we need for you to do, dear viewers, is take a simple sip of this tonic!

Does it affect men the same way it affects women? What is the proper amount one must consume for maximum results? You can help us answer these questions and more by offering yourselves up in the name of science!

[she doesn't know what science means]

And if you're truly concerned about the effect our miracle potion has, then stick around to observe the results in our dearly beloved control subject. I'm sure he'll be making his presence known aaaany minute now.

[UFUFUFUFUFU]

[anyway! anyone who drinks the potion will sparkle. a lot??? so many sparkles?? it's an AlcheME! potion so the effects will last about as long as the usual fare!!]

Comments

[metafaliure]

[ ARRIVES WITH A NOTEPAD ]

I suppose we might as well record the way powers affect... hang on. 'Magamawistrious'?

[hexsplosive]

Magnificent, awesome, wicked, illustrious? Come oooon, Bell. Keep up!

[no one would know that without being told]

[glaring]

That's what I was about to ask.

[nohalation]

Bell, what's Magamawistrious?

[artificialinelegance]

Cool word, actually. Sorta like 'automagic', but bigger.

[liarliarliar]

[thats just my potion u didnt even try]

[hexsplosive]

[SHHHH DON'T TELL PEOPLE WILL QUESTION THE INTEGRITY OF THE PRODUCT]

[nohalation]

[whispers]

B . . . B . . .

[searingedgelord]

[...."magamawistrious Infinity".....]

No, thanks.

[Surely she can just keep walking and no one will stop her.]

[hexsplosive]

[SURELY. . . SHE CAN. . .]

Hey! Silk! Don't just walk by without taking a teensy tiny little sip!

[scarvedforlife]

[ As long one of 3 people on this unit who knows how to normally work a phone, he has his out for recording. ]

[ That's his story anyway. ]

Ooh ahhh miracle of science.

[hexsplosive]

[BLESS U SHO]

The power of human ingenuity!

And having the right connections.

[columbidaring]

Something about this potion seems familiar, but I can't put my finger on what.

[hexsplosive]

My my, I haven't the faintest idea what you mean.

[she radiates innocence]

[constellationprize]

Magamawistrious isn't a word, is it?

[hexsplosive]

My dear, anything can be a word if you try hard enough.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sign me up, dude. I'll guinea pig for you.

[nohalation]

Oh, that sounds very cute . . .

[imagines a guinea pig Hurricane, awwh...]

[neigh_sayer]

[SMOKEBOMBS]

Can it be? Do I hear the words of my salvation? I'm getting wrinkles, you see, could you possibly cure me?

[nohalation]

Where are the wrinkles! Hi C!

[sancrimony]

Magamawistrious . . . ?

Ah, how can you tell if it works?

[hexsplosive]

You'll know immediately upon consumption, trust me. Are you interested?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Well at least the new FiNs are out and about doing Lives. That has to count for something, right?

Also this boy is probably in need of some sort of rejuvenating whatsis cuz he hasn't slept all night]

Seems you all have been very busy.

[hexsplosive]

[THERE HE IS. THE CONTROL SUBJECT]

All for the sake of science! [she still doesn't know what science is] For you, I have a special dosage. If you're interested.

[unbr8kable]

Does wizard team know you're horning in on their territory?

[nohalation]

Horning in on their territory?

[???????]

[zugzwange]

Isn't this curious. . .

[nohalation]

That's what I think, too! I wonder what will happen!

[even tho she is helping with this...]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ I'm sixteen and definitely don't need this but, ] Could I get this for someone else to try?

[hexsplosive]

[EVERYONE NEEDS THIS]

Certainly, my dear. But supplies are limited, so do act fast.

[syncintohell]

Magnanimous and illustrious are two separate words! I will not be taking any brew from a scientist that cannot even distinguish that much.

[nohalation]

They are two separate words . . . so what does that have to with anything?

[????????]

[artificialinelegance]

Fuck yeah choose me I love drinkin' mysterious potions.

[hexsplosive]

And another willing subject to aid in our completely legitimate studies! Please step forward. ☆

[lovestained]

Well, how could I possibly say no when you seem so excited?

[hexsplosive]

How wonderful! Your contributions to the success of this experiment are greatly appreciated.

[a_fine_human]

Aren't potions a little off brand?

[hexsplosive]

It's not a potion, it's a serum!

[it's a potion]

And it's totally okay anyway; we're experimenting with it. It's science.

[it's not science]

[shutthefoxup]

That is a lot of big claims.

[nohalation]

She has a big personality I guess!

[awakenerd]

Sure. I'm always happy to help science.

[hexsplosive]

And science is extremely happy to accept your assistance! One sip is all it takes.