future is lives

[hexsplosive]

Who: Infinity, Angel and OTHERS. IT'S A LIVE!!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 33, late morning

Distinguished idols! If I-- the fabulous, magamawistrious Infinity-- may direct your attention to a fabulous new product about to hit shelves everywhere!

[HELLO, there's a duo of bouncy future is nows?? chilling in the lobby??? totally trying to catch your attention. one of them-- Angel-- is holding a potion bottle!! Infinity is doing most of the talking, jazzhands-ing at Angel as she does so. OOOOOH AAAAAH]

[Angel is looking at the potion and then at Infinity, and you can tell 100% from her face that she doesn't understand what she's talking about. What is a magamawistrious? But she seems happy anyway cuz it sounds EXCITING.]

A new youth rejuvenating product, currently displayed by my lovely assistant, guaranteed to chase away those wrinkles and signs of old age! It'll make your skin shine and your face sparkle, so you'll absolutely dazzle that special someone you're trying to impress. ☆

We have but a few more rounds of testing to go before we can make this product public. But wait! That's where you come in! Would you care for a free sample? A sneak peek into the world of eternal youth?? For assisting us in perfecting our product, all we need for you to do, dear viewers, is take a simple sip of this tonic!

Does it affect men the same way it affects women? What is the proper amount one must consume for maximum results? You can help us answer these questions and more by offering yourselves up in the name of science!

[she doesn't know what science means]

And if you're truly concerned about the effect our miracle potion has, then stick around to observe the results in our dearly beloved control subject. I'm sure he'll be making his presence known aaaany minute now.

[UFUFUFUFUFU]

[anyway! anyone who drinks the potion will sparkle. a lot??? so many sparkles?? it's an AlcheME! potion so the effects will last about as long as the usual fare!!]

Comments

[scarvedforlife]

[ Don't mind me I'm here to take video recordings. ]

[ For science. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[As he's running by:]

Don't think just being an accomplice is going to save you.

[scarvedforlife]

I've done nothing wrong!

[ I'm also gonna go hide behind Angel and keep recording. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Give him some time to chase down Infinity.

JESUS FUCK why did Angel want more unitmates? This is a catastrophe]

[scarvedforlife]

[ You know you love your lost AlcheMEs. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[SOMETIME LATER

Storms over to Shogun]

[scarvedforlife]

[ At some point sparkled himself and got distracted taking selfies, but when he sees Intensity heading his way there's definitely an 'oh shit where's Angel' moment. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[HA THERE IS NO GOD TO SAVE YOU NOW!]

Did you get a good shot?

[scarvedforlife]

Yes a very cute one that'll make Angel so sad if she doesn't get a copy of it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So send it to her and then delete it off your phone.

[scarvedforlife]

Oh nooo, no signal...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Reaches for his phone]

That's fine. I can supercharge it!

[scarvedforlife]

[ Whups darting back. ]

My phone is as delicate as me!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you delicate? I'm unconvinced.

[scarvedforlife]

Very much so, which means hands off no touching.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Or else?

[scarvedforlife]

Or else you're a very rude bullying boy!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I can't believe you expect that to be a deterrent.

[Reaches for]

[scarvedforlife]

[ Darting back again. ]

You've also gotta catch me first~!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Okay.

LUNGES AT]

[scarvedforlife]

[ RUNNING FOR IT go noodle go!! ]