future is lives

[hexsplosive]

Who: Infinity, Angel and OTHERS. IT'S A LIVE!!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 33, late morning

Distinguished idols! If I-- the fabulous, magamawistrious Infinity-- may direct your attention to a fabulous new product about to hit shelves everywhere!

[HELLO, there's a duo of bouncy future is nows?? chilling in the lobby??? totally trying to catch your attention. one of them-- Angel-- is holding a potion bottle!! Infinity is doing most of the talking, jazzhands-ing at Angel as she does so. OOOOOH AAAAAH]

[Angel is looking at the potion and then at Infinity, and you can tell 100% from her face that she doesn't understand what she's talking about. What is a magamawistrious? But she seems happy anyway cuz it sounds EXCITING.]

A new youth rejuvenating product, currently displayed by my lovely assistant, guaranteed to chase away those wrinkles and signs of old age! It'll make your skin shine and your face sparkle, so you'll absolutely dazzle that special someone you're trying to impress. ☆

We have but a few more rounds of testing to go before we can make this product public. But wait! That's where you come in! Would you care for a free sample? A sneak peek into the world of eternal youth?? For assisting us in perfecting our product, all we need for you to do, dear viewers, is take a simple sip of this tonic!

Does it affect men the same way it affects women? What is the proper amount one must consume for maximum results? You can help us answer these questions and more by offering yourselves up in the name of science!

[she doesn't know what science means]

And if you're truly concerned about the effect our miracle potion has, then stick around to observe the results in our dearly beloved control subject. I'm sure he'll be making his presence known aaaany minute now.

[UFUFUFUFUFU]

[anyway! anyone who drinks the potion will sparkle. a lot??? so many sparkles?? it's an AlcheME! potion so the effects will last about as long as the usual fare!!]

Comments

[nohalation]

Intensity!! Hello, did you sleep?

[YOU WERE DOING WORK AT NIGHT TIME, I WAS THERE]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Sleep is for the weak.




. . .

[Shit, don't teach her habits like that]

[nohalation]

Oh, is it . . . ?

[awwh, he worked all night I guess]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No. Just sometime there is no time for it.

I see you're helping out your new unitmates.

[nohalation]

I hope you can find time soon . . . Oh! Yes, I want to help them get their points! So they can buy nice things!

And maybe it sounded like fun, too!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Welp, now he is sparkling.

Yep.

That's a thing.]

[nohalation]

[She, too, is sparkling from the potion but maybe she is also sparkling in her face for other reasons.]

Wow...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

... Which AlcheME! gave her this potion, I wonder.

[He's got it narrowed down to two.

So was the reason spite or hilarity]

[nohalation]

An AlcheME gave it to her?!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Ask her how she made it.

[nohalation]

Umm . . . okay . . .

[but does she need to? she is starting to get the feeling . . . that she might have been scammed]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What's that look for?

[nohalation]

[its the look of BETRAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAL ok maybe not that bad but a little bit of poofy cheeks exist]

I thought she made it . . .

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Laughs. There's that face again]

It doesn't matter. It's just something to watch out from her from now on.

[nohalation]

[why are you laughing!!!!!!! GOSH GEE WHIZ]

I guess so . . . but it is still at least fun! And now Intensity looks like the stars all glued themselves onto him!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. And normally I wouldn't actually be irritated. But I have serious work to do, and people aren't going to take me seriously while I look like this.

[nohalation]

Oh no . . .

[:(]

I'm sorry if we made it harder. I can tell people to take you seriously if it'll help!!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Visualizes that.

And laughs again]

Do you have the potion she used?

[nohalation]

[why do you keep laughing!!!!!!!1 >:0]

[holds up a portion of the potion that she had for herself to pass around]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Look, he's terribly sleep deprived so Angel's antics just seem that much more endearing]

May I have that?

[nohalation]

I guess it's okay since Infinity has some left . . .

[holds it out for him tho!!]

Are you going to use it for something?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes.

[He's going to prank Shogun with it]

[nohalation]

I wonder what for . . .

[work is very strange for you lately, Intensity]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Puts a finger to his lips]

It's a secret.

[nohalation]

A secret . . . well, okay. I won't ask then.

[Mysterious~~~~~]