future is lives

[hexsplosive]

Who: Infinity, Angel and OTHERS. IT'S A LIVE!!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 33, late morning

Distinguished idols! If I-- the fabulous, magamawistrious Infinity-- may direct your attention to a fabulous new product about to hit shelves everywhere!

[HELLO, there's a duo of bouncy future is nows?? chilling in the lobby??? totally trying to catch your attention. one of them-- Angel-- is holding a potion bottle!! Infinity is doing most of the talking, jazzhands-ing at Angel as she does so. OOOOOH AAAAAH]

[Angel is looking at the potion and then at Infinity, and you can tell 100% from her face that she doesn't understand what she's talking about. What is a magamawistrious? But she seems happy anyway cuz it sounds EXCITING.]

A new youth rejuvenating product, currently displayed by my lovely assistant, guaranteed to chase away those wrinkles and signs of old age! It'll make your skin shine and your face sparkle, so you'll absolutely dazzle that special someone you're trying to impress. ☆

We have but a few more rounds of testing to go before we can make this product public. But wait! That's where you come in! Would you care for a free sample? A sneak peek into the world of eternal youth?? For assisting us in perfecting our product, all we need for you to do, dear viewers, is take a simple sip of this tonic!

Does it affect men the same way it affects women? What is the proper amount one must consume for maximum results? You can help us answer these questions and more by offering yourselves up in the name of science!

[she doesn't know what science means]

And if you're truly concerned about the effect our miracle potion has, then stick around to observe the results in our dearly beloved control subject. I'm sure he'll be making his presence known aaaany minute now.

[UFUFUFUFUFU]

[anyway! anyone who drinks the potion will sparkle. a lot??? so many sparkles?? it's an AlcheME! potion so the effects will last about as long as the usual fare!!]

Comments

[hexsplosive]

[THERE HE IS. THE CONTROL SUBJECT]

All for the sake of science! [she still doesn't know what science is] For you, I have a special dosage. If you're interested.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course.

As long as you tell me the ingredient list. This is science, not magic after all.

[hexsplosive]

[UUUUUH]

[presents: cup of coffee! spiked with sparkle potion, but shhh]

Coffee, for one! And after that, we utilized only the most natural of herbs and spices for a completely organize experience.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Takes the cup, but...]

Come now. You should be able to name at least one ingredient. How else are you going to make more of the stuff?

[hexsplosive]

[with a straight face]

A dash of sage, a pinch of saffron, and a tiny drop of cream to bring out the flavor of your coffee.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

See. That wasn't so hard.

[Aaaand drinks--- because really how bad can it...]

2/3 I lied

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[...be?

*Sparkle* *Sparkle*]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You get one of two choices, TBD.

A five second head start.

Or what you want on your tombstone.

Choose wisely.

[hexsplosive]

[CRACKING THE MOTHERFUCK UP]

[and also running]

[yah, she has self-preservation skills]

AHAHAHAHA! Oh my! Oh dear! And that's Infinity to you! Thank you for sampling our products!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

[AND THEN GIVING CHASE, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING ALCHEME! WANNABE]

[hexsplosive]

[SHE IS FLEEING TOWARDS THE DINING AREA. maybe she can hide underneath a table??]

You count way too fast!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're lucky I counted at all. I'm going to be so disappointed if you didn't have an exit strategy planned.

[Then following her into the dining area!!!]

[hexsplosive]

[knocks over a table and ducks behind it to use as a WALL between her and Intensity]

I choose to persevere against a siege!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Huh. That's weird.

It doesn't sound like he's getting closer for the moment. It sounds like he's going to the kitchen area to grab something.]

[hexsplosive]

[. . . . . . . oh good. maybe she can sneak out while he does that. coming in here was a BAD IDEA]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Yeah. Probably.

But oh look. All the lights went out in the dining area.

How could that happen?]

[hexsplosive]

[THAT'S HER CUE TO BOLT AGAIN]

[this time aiming for the dorm exit that leads to the streets outside]

[she sure hopes she doesn't trip on anything along the way]

[scarvedforlife]

[ Don't mind me I'm here to take video recordings. ]

[ For science. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[As he's running by:]

Don't think just being an accomplice is going to save you.

[scarvedforlife]

I've done nothing wrong!

[ I'm also gonna go hide behind Angel and keep recording. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Give him some time to chase down Infinity.

JESUS FUCK why did Angel want more unitmates? This is a catastrophe]

[scarvedforlife]

[ You know you love your lost AlcheMEs. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[SOMETIME LATER

Storms over to Shogun]

[scarvedforlife]

[ At some point sparkled himself and got distracted taking selfies, but when he sees Intensity heading his way there's definitely an 'oh shit where's Angel' moment. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[HA THERE IS NO GOD TO SAVE YOU NOW!]

Did you get a good shot?