future is lives

[hexsplosive]

Who: Infinity, Angel and OTHERS. IT'S A LIVE!!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 33, late morning

Distinguished idols! If I-- the fabulous, magamawistrious Infinity-- may direct your attention to a fabulous new product about to hit shelves everywhere!

[HELLO, there's a duo of bouncy future is nows?? chilling in the lobby??? totally trying to catch your attention. one of them-- Angel-- is holding a potion bottle!! Infinity is doing most of the talking, jazzhands-ing at Angel as she does so. OOOOOH AAAAAH]

[Angel is looking at the potion and then at Infinity, and you can tell 100% from her face that she doesn't understand what she's talking about. What is a magamawistrious? But she seems happy anyway cuz it sounds EXCITING.]

A new youth rejuvenating product, currently displayed by my lovely assistant, guaranteed to chase away those wrinkles and signs of old age! It'll make your skin shine and your face sparkle, so you'll absolutely dazzle that special someone you're trying to impress. ☆

We have but a few more rounds of testing to go before we can make this product public. But wait! That's where you come in! Would you care for a free sample? A sneak peek into the world of eternal youth?? For assisting us in perfecting our product, all we need for you to do, dear viewers, is take a simple sip of this tonic!

Does it affect men the same way it affects women? What is the proper amount one must consume for maximum results? You can help us answer these questions and more by offering yourselves up in the name of science!

[she doesn't know what science means]

And if you're truly concerned about the effect our miracle potion has, then stick around to observe the results in our dearly beloved control subject. I'm sure he'll be making his presence known aaaany minute now.

[UFUFUFUFUFU]

[anyway! anyone who drinks the potion will sparkle. a lot??? so many sparkles?? it's an AlcheME! potion so the effects will last about as long as the usual fare!!]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

...can I buy you a coffee.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you also advertising it as rejuvenating?

[liarliarliar]

I mean it will make you less likely to pass out so yes.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think you're underestimating me. Hah, but I do need to fill you in on a new development.

Let me finish whatever my unitmates are playing at and then I'll join you.

[liarliarliar]

Cool, I'll go grab you a cup anyway just to be pleasant. Do we need to meet up anywhere special?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[GOOD CUZ THEY POISONED THIS ONE]

Meet you in the kitchen.

[liarliarliar]

Sure. See you.

[will be chilling in the kitchen then. he embiggened the coffee to just make it. So much coffee. you seem like you may actually need a lot

also so he could have more because it was hard to sleep]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Fucking sparkling when he sits down next to B.

This is it.

The worst day of his short amnesic life.

If he had more energy right now, he would burn this entire fucking place to the ground. Nine-Nine was right all along]

I hate everything.

[liarliarliar]

[opens mouth

closes mouth

pushes over coffee

manages to not laugh]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Takes the mug... dubiously]

Don't fucking choke, B. Let it out.

[liarliarliar]

[starts cracking up]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just. this. face.






*But* *with* *sparkles* *:)*]

[liarliarliar]

Hahahaha okay I'm done please enjoy your coffee I took some.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Takes a drink

AND IMMEDIATELY PATS HIS HAIR TO SEE IF HE HAS NEKOMIMI OR SOME SHIT]

[liarliarliar]

[UR FINE DONT WORRY

sips his own coffee]

It's work so I'm not playing.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Grumble grumble grumble]

Are you on the clock?

[liarliarliar]

Lets say yes.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Okami stopped by after everyone had left. He also ran into the audience and security - and surprise surprise, his Echo ability came in very handy.

[liarliarliar]

Oh that jerk. What did he learn? Is he okay?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

He's---

[Blink and a low whistle:] There's a story here. You actually dislike someone?

Fuck. Do I need to step up my game?

[liarliarliar]

I barely know him and he came for me in the drinking game. With you it's fine. I expect that from you that's our relationship.

Him? I barely know him and if he's so insistent he's a grown man then he should act like one and not pick on me. As I consider myself still a child.

But that's not important right now.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're not a child, B. This situation doesn't allow you to be.

But yes. That drinking game was utterly meaningless.

[Slips a piece of paper over to B]

Warning before you take it-- if you read it, you'll realize why I don't need the coffee to stay awake.

[liarliarliar]

...neat.

[starts reading

oh

oh












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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Yeah. That was pretty much his face, too]

[liarliarliar]

I mean if you think about it, it's not unexpected but.

[drags a hand down his face]