future is lives

[hexsplosive]

Who: Infinity, Angel and OTHERS. IT'S A LIVE!!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 33, late morning

Distinguished idols! If I-- the fabulous, magamawistrious Infinity-- may direct your attention to a fabulous new product about to hit shelves everywhere!

[HELLO, there's a duo of bouncy future is nows?? chilling in the lobby??? totally trying to catch your attention. one of them-- Angel-- is holding a potion bottle!! Infinity is doing most of the talking, jazzhands-ing at Angel as she does so. OOOOOH AAAAAH]

[Angel is looking at the potion and then at Infinity, and you can tell 100% from her face that she doesn't understand what she's talking about. What is a magamawistrious? But she seems happy anyway cuz it sounds EXCITING.]

A new youth rejuvenating product, currently displayed by my lovely assistant, guaranteed to chase away those wrinkles and signs of old age! It'll make your skin shine and your face sparkle, so you'll absolutely dazzle that special someone you're trying to impress. ☆

We have but a few more rounds of testing to go before we can make this product public. But wait! That's where you come in! Would you care for a free sample? A sneak peek into the world of eternal youth?? For assisting us in perfecting our product, all we need for you to do, dear viewers, is take a simple sip of this tonic!

Does it affect men the same way it affects women? What is the proper amount one must consume for maximum results? You can help us answer these questions and more by offering yourselves up in the name of science!

[she doesn't know what science means]

And if you're truly concerned about the effect our miracle potion has, then stick around to observe the results in our dearly beloved control subject. I'm sure he'll be making his presence known aaaany minute now.

[UFUFUFUFUFU]

[anyway! anyone who drinks the potion will sparkle. a lot??? so many sparkles?? it's an AlcheME! potion so the effects will last about as long as the usual fare!!]

Comments

[zugzwange]

Everyone's been a bit busy lately, it seems.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh, you're still here? What a shame.

[zugzwange]

I know! I've tried to die several times but it doesn't seem to be working.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Your heart ever stop?

[zugzwange]

Not yet~ any suggestions?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Tch.

Then you haven't been trying very hard.

[zugzwange]

Oh dear, something else I've failed at.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Takes a good look at Haruto as if he's considering something. Something very carefully and then:]

So what have you been busy with?

[zugzwange]

Absolutely nothing, of course.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that so? Then can I offer you a job? To stave away the boredom of course.

[zugzwange]

That depends on what you pay in.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do you care at all about what is happening behind the curtain? Or are you content with the status quo?

[zugzwange]

The status quo is even more boring than imagined.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And what do you consider excitement?

[zugzwange]

Make my heart beat wildly~

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What about burns you up on the inside? Would that qualify?

[zugzwange]

Well, that sounds painful. I'm not sure I'm into that. . . but I'll put it under consideration.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So just an adrenaline junkie. That's usable. How's your fight or flight instinct?

[zugzwange]

Aren't I a coward?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're putting words in my mouth.

Are you a coward?

[zugzwange]

Absolutely definitely.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Would you repeat that under truth serum?

[zugzwange]

Do you think I'm lying?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think you speak in half truths.

If you were as boring and cowardly as you say, you'd be stuck in an infomercial somewhere.

What if I want to see that hidden potential?

[zugzwange]

Ah, but you must be wrong. See, even someone like you can be mistkaen.