GAME(S!!!)

[spiteforthecamera]

Who: You ❤
Where: Game Tower ❤
When: Day 253 ❤ Morning for Never Have I Ever ❤ Early Evening for Truth or Dare or Drink ❤

[ When you're summoned to the Game Tower today you'll find yourself transformed—no, not like, bodily, silly! But your clothes are poofed into unit-themed pajamas, which are both comfy and also super fitting for the game field you're on now: the room is, from wall to wall, covered in cutesy stuffed animals and pillows and stuffed animal pillows, with tables that have your idol name on them, as well as a massive gigantuous princess bed with a bunch of blankets.

There is one TV screen, where a young woman appears wearing a cutesy nightgown. She brightens, holding up a stuffed teddy bear. ]

I'm booooored! And NafunAI is weird now that she's rebooted again—stupid bitch, she deserved that one—so let's play some games!

When you think about drinking games, there are two that you think of, right? I couldn't make up my mind on which one to play so let's do both ❤ Don't worry, it'll be our ❤ secret!

[ NOTE: There is a time gap between Never Have I Ever and Truth or Dare or Drink—you can assume your character was either sent back home and then resummoned later for Truth or Dare, or you can assume they're still in the Game Tower. The rest of this post can be used as a sleepover mingle—bring your own toplevels! ]

ROOMS | OOC QUESTIONS | WINNERS

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[afailedmurder]

[ Turning toward him ]

You handsome, drunk piece of shit.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Looking up at him]

That's the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me.

[And crooks a finger at]

Now come here.

[afailedmurder]

[ Lowered inhibitions and heightened desire for attention means he doesn't even hesitate to roll directly onto him. ]

How's this?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oofs a little, one hand moving to rest on his lower back]

Ooooooh, you either had a really good time or a shitty time.

Did you win your table, hmmmm?

[afailedmurder]

[ snorts ]

Didn't make it to my turn in the second round due to my... wealth and breadth of experience.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Slow blink as he takes that in]

Were you matched up against a whole bunch of Phantom Thieves who knew just where to stick their knives?

[What an oddly specific question]

[afailedmurder]

People I barely knew.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Booooo! What did they use?

Never have I ever had any fun that wasn't pure? Or did they do the whole target your unit specifically?

[afailedmurder]

"Never have I ever committed murder," "never have I ever betrayed somebody I care about," "never have I ever been on a date," "never have I ever had penetrative sex"...

Virgins and... and murder-virgins! I don't know which is worse!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Sorry, A.

He finds this hysterical. As evident by his laughter]

Oh noooooooo.

[afailedmurder]

It's not funny!

Amidst all of that, I learned that C and his boyfriend aren't fucking. I don't want to think about C not-fucking! That's essentially the same as thinking about C fucking!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh now you made Intensity think about C (aka his little brother doppleganger) fucking.




W H Y]

Why would you give curse someone else with that knowledge? I thought we had an understanding!

[afailedmurder]

Even beyond the mental images, there's the curiosity. Why aren't they fucking? What's wrong with their relationship? I can't carry this burden alone, Intensity.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

C just let this all out. In the game.

Just dripped his feelings over everybody?

[afailedmurder]

Of course not! I heard it from Silver. And he seemed perfectly fine with the situation...

Could he be relieved? Is it a "blink twice if you need help" sort of situation?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. Wait. a. minute.

Silver is definitely a topper.

It must be something else.

[Too bad his drunk addled brain can't supply why that something else could be]

[afailedmurder]

I would have thought so too, but he isn't! He never-have-I-evered it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wait. What exactly was the phrasing of the never have I ever?

[afailedmurder]

Let's see. It was...

[ Even in his state of drunkenness he's not about to forget what has been seared into his brain, but it does take him a second. ]

"Never have I ever had penetrative sex."

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh god why.

It burns.

IT BURNS!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wait.

Focus.]

Maybe they do other kinds of sex.

They have AlcheME! potions and furry stuff at their disposal.

Fuck I hate myself just for saying that.

[afailedmurder]

[ Groans and drags his fingers down his face. ]

I'm sure they do, but you didn't need to bring the potions into it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh come on. You're an AlcheME! You going to tell me you hadn't thought of that? Please.

[afailedmurder]

I think some... self-preservationist part of me was blocking out the notion...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[And then like a light bulb appears over his head:]

You're a detective, right?

Go figure it out.