GAME(S!!!)

[spiteforthecamera]

Who: You ❤
Where: Game Tower ❤
When: Day 253 ❤ Morning for Never Have I Ever ❤ Early Evening for Truth or Dare or Drink ❤

[ When you're summoned to the Game Tower today you'll find yourself transformed—no, not like, bodily, silly! But your clothes are poofed into unit-themed pajamas, which are both comfy and also super fitting for the game field you're on now: the room is, from wall to wall, covered in cutesy stuffed animals and pillows and stuffed animal pillows, with tables that have your idol name on them, as well as a massive gigantuous princess bed with a bunch of blankets.

There is one TV screen, where a young woman appears wearing a cutesy nightgown. She brightens, holding up a stuffed teddy bear. ]

I'm booooored! And NafunAI is weird now that she's rebooted again—stupid bitch, she deserved that one—so let's play some games!

When you think about drinking games, there are two that you think of, right? I couldn't make up my mind on which one to play so let's do both ❤ Don't worry, it'll be our ❤ secret!

[ NOTE: There is a time gap between Never Have I Ever and Truth or Dare or Drink—you can assume your character was either sent back home and then resummoned later for Truth or Dare, or you can assume they're still in the Game Tower. The rest of this post can be used as a sleepover mingle—bring your own toplevels! ]

ROOMS | OOC QUESTIONS | WINNERS

Comments

[afailedmurder]

Of course not! I heard it from Silver. And he seemed perfectly fine with the situation...

Could he be relieved? Is it a "blink twice if you need help" sort of situation?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. Wait. a. minute.

Silver is definitely a topper.

It must be something else.

[Too bad his drunk addled brain can't supply why that something else could be]

[afailedmurder]

I would have thought so too, but he isn't! He never-have-I-evered it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wait. What exactly was the phrasing of the never have I ever?

[afailedmurder]

Let's see. It was...

[ Even in his state of drunkenness he's not about to forget what has been seared into his brain, but it does take him a second. ]

"Never have I ever had penetrative sex."

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh god why.

It burns.

IT BURNS!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wait.

Focus.]

Maybe they do other kinds of sex.

They have AlcheME! potions and furry stuff at their disposal.

Fuck I hate myself just for saying that.

[afailedmurder]

[ Groans and drags his fingers down his face. ]

I'm sure they do, but you didn't need to bring the potions into it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh come on. You're an AlcheME! You going to tell me you hadn't thought of that? Please.

[afailedmurder]

I think some... self-preservationist part of me was blocking out the notion...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[And then like a light bulb appears over his head:]

You're a detective, right?

Go figure it out.

[afailedmurder]

It's my gift and my curse. In this case, the mystery is best left unsolved.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Does a detective get to pick and choose the search for truth?

Tsk tsk. Accept the burden of your success.

[afailedmurder]

No. I'm already investigating something else...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fess up or I'm gonna think you're lying to hurt my feelings. And also get out of work.

[afailedmurder]

I'm investigating...

[ blinks. what the fuck was he going to say ]

Your face.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

[Laughs out loud]

Your pick-up lines are the worst.

Or do you manage to snag yourself two Jokers with that one?

[afailedmurder]

No, those idiots prefer emotional sincerity—

I mean. It's not so easy when you're drunk. Let's see you do better!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Now it's just snickering]

Emotional sincerity... Oh no. Poor A.

And one's a paladin to boot. How awful for you.

[What did he ask him again?]

[afailedmurder]

He can keep his Buddy Bond to himself—

Are you going to ignore me? Put your pick-up line where your mouth is!