double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What a good Live.

[Helping himself to one of those chairs thank you very much]

Go on. Praise me.

[unbr8kable]

Kinda sounds like you don't need anybody's help with that part.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you discriminating against me? I thought this was an equal opportunity butt patting.

[unbr8kable]

Yes, this is an egalitarian ass-touching zone. But you've gotta think of the spirit of the thing. You gotta tell what you need reassurance on so I know where to direct my tender mercies.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What? Can't I just order the house special?

What kind of third-rate establishment are you running here?

[unbr8kable]

One good enough for you to waltz on in and plop your ass down.

But sure, I can recycle a pep talk for you. "Don't let the laws of nature hold you down. You are the very best cat boy, so go out and strut."

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

Did you just recycle a Whisky pep talk at me?

[unbr8kable]

Wait, what? No. I can reuse it again?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do that.

[Props his chin in his hand]

I'm waiting.

[unbr8kable]

To be called a sassy cat boy? That's B's jam. For you-- Hmm.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Need some help?

[unbr8kable]

You trying to do my job?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think I'm qualified.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh my god, for real?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do I look like I'm joking?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Nope. You kinda look like you're all serious business all the time.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Exactly.

So get with the praising. I'm a very busy person.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, okay. Lemme see.

You definitely don't half-ass things. When you say you're gonna get something done, is it ever getting done. You're kind of always on eleven? We're talking like laser focus here. Burn a hole through the wall focus.

You're a smart guy, too. Not only that, you've got the confidence to do your own thing, whatever that thing happens to be. So keep on doing your thing, dude. You know what you want, and you're not afraid to go get it.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[I---




Wow, that was surprisingly thoughtful.

Does Hurricane not have a mean bone in his body? He was expecting a little sass]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Starts laughing ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

...what?

That too much?

[Going a little red here.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What is it like to live what that brain of yours?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Never a dull second.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do a pep talk for Nemesis.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...what, now? She's getting the points for participation already, though.