Who: Anyone
Where: The Park
When: Afternoon, Day 29
[THIS AFTERNOON YOU'LL FIND PAPERS SCATTERED THROUGH THE LOBBY. Some have <- Arrows drawn on them, others have vague questions of
Wish to know your fate? or
Who will the stars guide you to? despite it being the middle of the afternoon. In any case, the paper trail leads all the way to the park.
When a few people have shown up, a bunch of smokebombs go off and C's standing atop a table he's dragged out there. IT'S ANOTHER LIVE FOLKS]
Ahahahaha! Welcome welcome, guys and gals! It's your faaaavorite middle AlcheME, the Criminally Cute Bastard, CB, coming to you live!
Now, there are bunch of lovely new faces running around, and that means all you amnesiacs are ripe for the picking! But for what, you may ask? Why, it's a seeecret! But there's a certain Overlord here that's veeery interested in these new prospects!
So! For this live I'll tell you your fates! Will you be fated to join a higher cause, or do you just need to skedaddle on back to whatever hole you crawled from? Neeheehee, don't worry, the stars are always changing, so if you don't get the answer you seek this time, there's always later.
Buuuuut. . .I can't read your fortunes without you taking a test first. Y'know, just as a primer. So feel free to choose one, and then I'll let you know where you stand.
Goooood luck! For those already aligned with greatness, feel free to give it a shot, too. Consider it the end of your probation and a surprise assessment.
[He makes a grand gesture at the park!! And it's been decked out with AlcheME crystal curtains for atmosphere and...special zones.
-ACCURACY TEST. Is that
the painting that was in the haunted house? SURE IS. C's mounted it on a tree. There are a few toy darts with mustaches attached to the end, and a place to stand on the ground from a distance. Try to get it on his face!!
-STRENGTH TEST-Hey someone sure gave C a
cute backpack. C has now grown it to the size of a small child and filled it with rocks. TRY TO LIFT AND WALK WITH IT.
-ENDURANCE TEST - There is a mud puddle. Just. A mud puddle. And a sign next to it that says "WRESTLE FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT"
-LUCK TEST. There are a bunch of chocolate candies on a table! However at least half are filled with super spicy hot sauce.
-KNOWLEDGE (?) TEST. C himself will be lounging at this table with a paper sign. "Give me something I would like."
He'll be hanging out all afternoon popping candies and assessing newbies. Who wants some points!!]
((ooc: this is half a recruitment post half an excuse for excessive dumb lives have at))