double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Why do you ask so many questions?

[crossmyheartandhope]

They're usually pretty good for getting answers.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Because reasons.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Most of the answers are better than that one. Just saying.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But I answered.

So are you going to do it or what?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sure, why not? Kinda not fair if she's the only one who doesn't end up with one, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Good. He's waiting for it]

[crossmyheartandhope]

What, am I giving it to you? I thought it was supposed to be for her.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What? Don't I get a preview?

Or are you embarrassed?

[crossmyheartandhope]

...no. It's just kinda weird to give you someone else's pep talk, is all.

[He's a little embarrassed.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Think of it as quality control.

[crossmyheartandhope]

It'll be like, something something, this place sucks less cause you're here, something something, keep being awesome.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's sounds woefully generic.

[crossmyheartandhope]

That's still like the first draft. It'll be better when I'm done.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not open to constructive criticism, I see.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Criticize away, dude. What would you say?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's rare to meet someone who can one-up me. Keep up the fucking good work.

[crossmyheartandhope]

When'd she one-up you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have to give me version 2.0 of your speech if you want to unlock that.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You really wanna hear it, huh? What gives?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Because you really don't want to say it. That's what gives.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...I should be surprised, but somehow I'm not.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good! That means you're learning.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Guess I'll live with never knowing what she showed you up at.

...or just ask Nem.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If I hear about it, I'll know it came from her.