double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Everything's been fucked up since then. So no.

[unbr8kable]

Any fuckery in particular?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Pick your favorite from Angel's stalker, wrangling new unitmates, trying to finalize the meeting with Exael, and our godawful fanbase and their godawful letters.

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, that's pretty fucked. Just how many letters did you get?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Hahahaha. So that's your pick?

Two technically. Both being Boss's blushing trophy wife.

You?

[unbr8kable]

I know the stalker, I know the unitmates, and I'm asking about the meeting after I ask about how you enjoy making it up to lead boy-status. A dream come true, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Absolutely. I'm going to make sure my harem has matching outfits for maximum stereotyping and visibility.

It will also make the fan comics easier to draw.

[unbr8kable]

Obviously the most important part. What’s the theme? Suits?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Isn't that a little too obvious? Also mixes work and pleasure. Bad form.

[unbr8kable]

What’s the point of a harem if you aren’t putting them to work? Otherwise you could’ve gotten a dog. Anyway, sometimes the obvious choice is still the right one, but I’m not trying to put fantasies in your mouth. What’re you thinking late at night while you’re alone?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Looks surprised for a moment, but then back to that asshole grin]

Do you really want to know?

[unbr8kable]

I did bring it up.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That I'd like a challenge. Even in that scenario.

[unbr8kable]

...Admittance to your gaggle of similarly dressed love slaves is by ritual combat only?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If they're not a match for me in at least one area, then they're not worthy of being in my harem. Quality over quantity.

[unbr8kable]

Hand-cultivated. Sounds very prestigious. People must be falling over themselves to sign up.