double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not open to constructive criticism, I see.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Criticize away, dude. What would you say?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's rare to meet someone who can one-up me. Keep up the fucking good work.

[crossmyheartandhope]

When'd she one-up you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have to give me version 2.0 of your speech if you want to unlock that.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You really wanna hear it, huh? What gives?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Because you really don't want to say it. That's what gives.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...I should be surprised, but somehow I'm not.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good! That means you're learning.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Guess I'll live with never knowing what she showed you up at.

...or just ask Nem.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If I hear about it, I'll know it came from her.

[crossmyheartandhope]

And?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'll get revenge on the both of you.

[crossmyheartandhope]

What, she shows you up and she doesn't even get bragging rights? Rude.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Did I say revenge? I meant re-match.

No actually I meant both.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Revenematch.

Remenge?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think the word you're looking for is grudge match.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Revenematch sounds cooler.