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[fullbodied]

Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

Comments

[fullbodied]

[her hair will live, the only reaction she shows is to flip it over her shoulder, and then grin brightly at Coyote]

Well, I don't want to seduce Prim, but the rest of it I don't mind so much.

But you know what? You're right! I'm glad you're here to keep my head on straight.

[a pause]

Coyote, you know what I need? I need you to teach me how to be a badass.

[undressedforsuccess]

. . .Eh? You want me to do what?

[fullbodied]

Yeah! Yeah! You know!

Kick ass and take names!

[she is very, very sincere]

[undressedforsuccess]

Heh, okay, sure.

First step's about the image you wanna project. I'm Helljumper Coyote, the Scarlet Yankee –– and we've got Devil Tongue Talon, the Scourge of Wild City around, too.

So let's give ya a badass intro too, huh?

[fullbodied]

Okay!

How do we make North badass? Or even, North Star, I guess?

And I gotta say it with this face, right?

[undressedforsuccess]

Mmm. . . how 'bout, "The Fang of Wild City, Blazing Star of the North"?

[fullbodied]

Ohhhhh....

[she looks pleased, and a little embarrassed]

Yeah, that's definitely very tough sounding...

[undressedforsuccess]

Then we've got a winner.

All you gotta do is stand tall, give 'em a cheeky grin, and declare you're on the scene! The Fang of Wild City, Blazing Star of the North, here to show 'em all how to demolish a freakin' cake!

[fullbodied]

I'm gonna test it out! On the next sucker that walks in here!

[that next sucker is mars.

she's going to act tough at mars.]

[undressedforsuccess]

You tell him!

[If he teases her he's getting beat up, just sayin.]

[fullbodied]

[SO FAR... HE HASN'T TEASED HER.

but that could literally change at any moment.]

Thanks, Coyote, you're the best!

[undressedforsuccess]

What're you yammering about? I'm just helping you express how naturally kickass you are.