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[fullbodied]

Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

Comments

[fullbodied]

Okay!

How do we make North badass? Or even, North Star, I guess?

And I gotta say it with this face, right?

[undressedforsuccess]

Mmm. . . how 'bout, "The Fang of Wild City, Blazing Star of the North"?

[fullbodied]

Ohhhhh....

[she looks pleased, and a little embarrassed]

Yeah, that's definitely very tough sounding...

[undressedforsuccess]

Then we've got a winner.

All you gotta do is stand tall, give 'em a cheeky grin, and declare you're on the scene! The Fang of Wild City, Blazing Star of the North, here to show 'em all how to demolish a freakin' cake!

[fullbodied]

I'm gonna test it out! On the next sucker that walks in here!

[that next sucker is mars.

she's going to act tough at mars.]

[undressedforsuccess]

You tell him!

[If he teases her he's getting beat up, just sayin.]

[fullbodied]

[SO FAR... HE HASN'T TEASED HER.

but that could literally change at any moment.]

Thanks, Coyote, you're the best!

[undressedforsuccess]

What're you yammering about? I'm just helping you express how naturally kickass you are.