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[criminaljustice]

Who: Joker and whoever
Where: BAD END=DEAD END
When: post-A drama and onward through Day 76 probably

[anyway, a certain Wild Card is going to head to his room and flop face-first into his bed.

if anyone needs him, well. he's not hard to find.

how's everyone else on the unit doing?]

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[foolmetwice]

[KNOCK KNOCK BAD END, you have a visitor]

[criminaljustice]

[... WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME GET UP.

answering the door and it's very clear he hasn't slept.]

[foolmetwice]

[. . . holds up a bag of weed, thank u points shop]

[criminaljustice]

[... k.

you have been forgiven.

gesturing for him to come in.]

Vive might be interested in joining in later, maybe. If you ever need a smoking buddy.

[foolmetwice]

[slipping into the entrance, hands immediately going for his pockets]

I thought she didn't like me. . .

[criminaljustice]

... did you guys get scrappy? She likes scrappy.

[foolmetwice]

She tried to set me on fiiiiire that one time?

Then again, I guess that could be a sign of affection.

[SHRUGS]

[criminaljustice]

She was also kinda lacking in morals at the time.

... and probably thought you had a cute panic face.

[anyway, to the bedroom]

[foolmetwice]

One day I'm going to tell someone I don't do "cute" and they'll actually believe me.

[rolls his eyes as he follows]

[criminaljustice]

[snerks]

Sure they will.

[gonna close his door when they're inside and then flop on the bed.]

[foolmetwice]

Shut up.

[shoves at Joker's shoulder when he flops onto the bed, quickly following suit]

[criminaljustice]

[propping self up at the head of the bed, stretching out]

You at least remember to get a pipe or something?

[foolmetwice]

I remember smoking cigarettes, not pipes.

[he's got rolling paper for joints, pal]

. . . or weed, actually.

[anyway this is gonna be an adventure]

[criminaljustice]

... well. Learning experiences.

I've never smoked either, so I'm relying on you.

[thumbs up]

[foolmetwice]

Try not to hack up your lungs the first time you take a drag.

[if u think Mars didn't smoke a weed at least once during his 100 years of time looping ur wrong]

[but he does have to rely on muscle memory to roll up a joint]

[criminaljustice]

Yes, mother.

[gonna watch him as he does that. and probably letting him take the first hit]

[foolmetwice]

[flops backwards onto Joker's pillows and lights up when he's finished, taking a slow, easy drag with his eyes shut. he holds it for a second or two before letting it out and passing the joint to Joker]

[DEFINITELY. . . SOMEONE WITH SMOKING EXPERIENCE. . .]

[criminaljustice]

[WHATEVER! SHOW OFF!

... anyway, Joker is definitely going to choke out, but that's fine. it just means inhaled too much and will in fact getting hit harder faster maybe]

[foolmetwice]

[HE PROBABLY NEEDS IT]

[just. gonna pat his back while he chokes]

[criminaljustice]

[incentive to flop on top of double, though.

making a kind of annoyed noise because HE TRIED. NOT TO CHOKE?]

[foolmetwice]

[HE CAN DO THAT IF HE WANTS]

Happens to the best of us the very first time.

[he thinks? he doesn't actually know and-or remember but that seems about right]

[criminaljustice]

Does it...?

[in fact, flopping on double is a good idea because... whoa. whoa, dude.

...

maybe something of a nervous-sounding snicker thing escapes him because whoooa...]

[foolmetwice]

[whoa hello]

[. . . just gonna. pat the back of his head]

Hitting you hard and fast already?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Oh, good. You've come to help. Just giving him a thumbs up.]

[foolmetwice]

[he's here to smoke not help gosh??? gives 99 a bewildered look and an awkward thumbs up in return]