IT IS TIME

[neigh_sayer]

Who: Alchemes and YOU
Where: Lobby
When: Mid Morning 65 (forward dated a bit, feel free to still do day 64 stuff!)

[Gooood morning/afternoon, Imeeji! When you stroll down into the lobby today, you'll find it has been TRANSFORMED. Sparkling alcheme curtains hang from the ceilings, sparkling crystal rocks everywhere, and all the tables have been arranged neatly, each with a candle in the middle. There is also food on each table--petit fours of varying flavors (or colors for you red eaters), finger sandwiches filled with either hummus or pimento cheese or something else dainty like that, and tea. So much fucking tea. There's like 2000pts worth of goods total, so plenty for people to snack on.

As for your hosts!! Alcheme is front and center, each wearing their snazziest or most handsome outfit. And they all have flowers!! Some may be real some may be folded out of paper, look we have a budget ]

Welcome, one and all, to the first ever Alcheme Fortune and Flirt!

Enjoy some small bites while we soothe and say.

Relax a bit, won't you? Brunch is on us!

The future is looking as bright as your eyes!

[there are no pranks here but there may be a couple of spray bottles on the tables that read "Anti-Gremlin" spray so you can spritz C if you feel distrust.]

[ooc: THIS IS A MINGLY LIVE!! Everyone who comments will get jumped by an Alcheme! Maybe two alchemes! MAYBE ALL? Who knows, but you will get someones!!

However feel free to also use this post for counter lives, other lives, or just to chill and talk to others and eat! Enjoy this blatant endorsement for a cafe!!.

And outfits for reference:
A (plus he is looking greyscale) B C (+bandana) E H (minus armor) J N X (but with MORE STARS)

also witch hats

ETA AND ALCHEME IS OUT!! we're still picking up current threads tho, and feel free to continue to use this post to jump others too! thank yall!]

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[someone is still bruised from his fight with Intensity, though they're healing steadily.

but as it is, he's kind of admiring the sights and trying. to take. the whole RELAX part of it into account.]

... you guys really out do yourselves a lot.

[foolmetwice]

[someone is over this way stealing sandwiches like a hungry street urchin while any and all AlcheME’s aren’t looking]

[he is not being very sneaky]

[criminaljustice]

... I'm pretty sure the food is free.

[foolmetwice]

I don’t accept gifts.

[so he’s stealing it]

[to maintain his reputation]

[criminaljustice]

[your rep is the dumb hero who doesn't know he's a hero. i'm the thiefy one, you loser.]

A party's food isn't gifts.

[foolmetwice]

[NOT A HERO]

. . . I don’t do parties, either.

[let him have this 8(]

[criminaljustice]

[but it's dumb?]

And yet, here you are.

[columbidaring]

Hold that thought mon ami.

[ GRABS YOUR SHOULDERS. INSPECTS YOUR FACE. ARE YOUR BRUISES PURPLE ]

[criminaljustice]

[--UHHHHHHHHHHH. HOLDING? HIS HANDS UP?! there is the urge to bolt but also like.

yes, yes, his bruises are still very colorful and he's his usual levels of pale.]

Uh?

[columbidaring]

[ yeah sorry I straight up did not consider what happened last time I grabbed your shoulders ]

Okay, full colour. I don’t know if this proves my theory or disproves it.

[ releases you ]

Where were we! Oh, right. It was C’s idea.

[criminaljustice]

[... UH. NO?]

Wait, hold up. You can't just grab me and comment about "full color" and then just change the subject. What the hell?

[columbidaring]

Okay, well, look around.

[ spins to point at A, B, Angel, Duality, Maki... ]

[criminaljustice]

[you forgot Intensity.

............. INTERNAL SCREAM.]

What the fuck?

[afailedmurder]

[ok but why is A monochromatic]

We do our best. But I certainly hope no dashing thieves come to steal our snacks!

[ok but why is A flirting]

[criminaljustice]

[.......... i'm.





this is so distressing.

i hope you know how distressing this is.]

... A. Mars is the one stealing food, not me.

[afailedmurder]

[nervous laugh]

Y-yes, of course. I... was only teasing.




[yes that's definitely it I absolutely did not forget that there are two of you]

[criminaljustice]

[that's not all you forgot but like... screeeeeeaaaaam.]

Yeah, okay.

... A? Have you done anything... unusual? Lately? Just. Out of the ordinary. Spitball it if you can.

[afailedmurder]

[uhh]

Oh, do you mean my hair? What do you think? Does it suit me?

[liarliarliar]

[idk why e pointed at me im fine]

[criminaljustice]

[B please

already working with E and King tbqh]

... some party, huh.

[liarliarliar]

C worked really hard on it!

[criminaljustice]

I can tell.

[just... B pls.]

Ah... I'm sure people will still... enjoy themselves.

[liarliarliar]

You should eat up!

[neigh_sayer]

[offers him a tea]

We sure do! Now I predict that you will go shakedown dear A and figure out why he's being more alarming than usual~!

[criminaljustice]

I wish I knew. Last I knew we were fighting.

[and now he's. hm. h-hmm...]

... he seems to have. Forgotten that.