IT IS TIME

[neigh_sayer]

Who: Alchemes and YOU
Where: Lobby
When: Mid Morning 65 (forward dated a bit, feel free to still do day 64 stuff!)

[Gooood morning/afternoon, Imeeji! When you stroll down into the lobby today, you'll find it has been TRANSFORMED. Sparkling alcheme curtains hang from the ceilings, sparkling crystal rocks everywhere, and all the tables have been arranged neatly, each with a candle in the middle. There is also food on each table--petit fours of varying flavors (or colors for you red eaters), finger sandwiches filled with either hummus or pimento cheese or something else dainty like that, and tea. So much fucking tea. There's like 2000pts worth of goods total, so plenty for people to snack on.

As for your hosts!! Alcheme is front and center, each wearing their snazziest or most handsome outfit. And they all have flowers!! Some may be real some may be folded out of paper, look we have a budget ]

Welcome, one and all, to the first ever Alcheme Fortune and Flirt!

Enjoy some small bites while we soothe and say.

Relax a bit, won't you? Brunch is on us!

The future is looking as bright as your eyes!

[there are no pranks here but there may be a couple of spray bottles on the tables that read "Anti-Gremlin" spray so you can spritz C if you feel distrust.]

[ooc: THIS IS A MINGLY LIVE!! Everyone who comments will get jumped by an Alcheme! Maybe two alchemes! MAYBE ALL? Who knows, but you will get someones!!

However feel free to also use this post for counter lives, other lives, or just to chill and talk to others and eat! Enjoy this blatant endorsement for a cafe!!.

And outfits for reference:
A (plus he is looking greyscale) B C (+bandana) E H (minus armor) J N X (but with MORE STARS)

also witch hats

ETA AND ALCHEME IS OUT!! we're still picking up current threads tho, and feel free to continue to use this post to jump others too! thank yall!]

Comments

[criminaljustice]

E.

[not the relevant part in this!]

[columbidaring]

What!

[criminaljustice]

Just... focus on keeping the monochromatics calm or something. I'll see what I can do to get more info. Intensity's probably already hell bent but his memory's also affected, so...

[columbidaring]

They’re real calm, mon ami. Real real calm.

[criminaljustice]

Okay, try to keep everyone else calm, then.

[columbidaring]

[ FLUTTERS HIS DUMB LITTLE DECORATIVE DUMB WINGS IN A VERY NOT CALM MANNER ]

Mhm. Mhm?

[criminaljustice]

... or maybe work to keep yourself calm.

Breathe, E.

[columbidaring]

I breathe all the time! Every day!

[ FLUTTER ]

[criminaljustice]

Great. Keep up the good work on. Breathing. Yeah.

[columbidaring]

[ FLAP FLAP FLAP ]

It literally just happened to Hurricane while we watched what if it's contagious I don't wanna lose all my memories I spent 5250 points on them

[criminaljustice]

[oh jeez.

his turn to grab shoulders--but in a way that is not gripping and E can totally move away if he wants to.]

We'll figure it out. Okay? We'll figure out what the thing they have in common is. There has to be an underlying factor that's making this happen. And if we can figure it out on our own, then we'll just have to find a way to speak to those who do know.

[columbidaring]

[ PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ]

This is soooo stuuuupid.

[criminaljustice]

It really is.

[ok. removing hands because. aaaaahaha he's. kind of pissed. at producers. and demons. and shit like that.]

And it's probably those assholes fucking with us. So we'll figure it out.

[columbidaring]

I mean it's definitely someone fucking with us. People don't just turn grey unprompted.

[criminaljustice]

Right, my point is which one of them? And why? They don't normally fuck with us like this.

[columbidaring]

Right. It could be any given demon. Where's Anubis? Maybe he knows?